Sweet Monkey Love
March 27th, 2007 | researchmaterial
A man allegedly sent his male monkey a sexually explicit audio tape while the animal was in custody:
Bobby Denton Crawford Jr made at least three visits to the Living Materials Center and a handful of tear-filled phone calls requesting Darwin be returned to his custody, according to Jim Dunlap, curator at the LMC.
On one such visit, Dunlap said Crawford handed him a box of Darwin’s toys. Among those toys was an audio tape player with a recorded message from Crawford addressed to Darwin that was of a sexual nature, Dunlap said.
After listening to the tape, Dunlap said Crawford made references to Darwin and himself engaging in mutual stimulation…

You labeled this as research material? I’m reminded of a Transmetropolitan joke from…I think it was “Year of the Bastard”.
I wonder…
What happens between a man and his monkey is no one’s business.
It’s ironic that the monkey’s name is Darwin, yes?
It beats Bubbles…