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Lines Doctor Who Never Got To Say

“Yes, I’ve escaped your fiendish deathtrap. And now I’m going to go back in time, stand your mother on her head and piss into her womb.”

I mean, why didn’t that ever happen? “Davros, you’re a blight on the universe, so I’m nipping back fifty years and sawing your dad’s willy off with the sonic screwdriver.”

“The Daleks hate me because I shat in one.”

(Written 2003. I obviously wasn’t very well.)

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