Horny Werewolf Day

February 14th, 2007 | brainjuice

Always remember: Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.


18 Responses to “Horny Werewolf Day”

  1. Christ, it’s a holiday for furries then, is it?

  2. I came to the site today explicitly because I knew there would be a Horny Werewolf Day commemoration. Whiskey and I were not disappointed.

  3. Oh, sounds fun… except for the werewolves and blood part. The rest, sounds really fun.

  4. Huzzay for the Lupercalia!

  5. [...] Warren sums it up quite nicely. [...]

  6. Happy Fucking Werewolf Day!

    =)

  7. [...] To hell with Valentine’s Day. Happy Horny Werewolf Day. [...]

  8. Set of plastic fangs: $3
    Furry wolf headmask: $10
    Bedsheets torn into togas: $35

    Mantaining sacred traditions alive: priceless

  9. Happy Horny Werewolf Day!…

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  17. [...] Warren Ellis is wont to point out, the feast of St Valentine is a Christian corruption of the Roman pagan [...]

  18. [...] Warren sums it up quite nicely. [...]