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The Thing I Hate Most About Your Yanqui Thanksgiving

Is that everyone sends around that goddamn William Burroughs Thanksgiving prayer that everyone else has all seen a million fucking times.

Why can’t you people just pass smallpox-infected blankets among yourselves for Thanksgiving, as your ancestors intended?

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  1. Wow. Has it really been a year since I first ‘met’ you digitally? Your the only person I know of who loves to mention the blankets.

  2. You’re. I need lattes before I type.

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