ROCKET PIRATES Alert
Serial catastrophic email failures have completely wrecked my plans. I swear, God waits for me to attempt something and then shits in my computer.
If I contacted you to approve you for ROCKET PIRATES, then please please email me as soon as possible at email@example.com.
Due to those email failures and a few other things, I don’t have certain materials required for launch. So we’re going to go in January. New site, new year. That does, however, give us a month’s buffer to work out some stuff.
I’m not taking submissions at the above email address.
Nothing’s ever fucking simple, is it?
Feel free to post this far and wide. ROCKET PIRATES: 2007 or suicide.