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September 5th, 2006 | mobilesignals
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WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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I picture Captain Kirk:
“Croooooooooooonnn! Crooooooooooooonnn!”
(…with that vengeful stare on his puffy face…)
Here I am thinking “Crom” and Warren waving a sword at his computer.
Damn the whiskey… I cannot type…
I think (Kirk) got the mad cow disease from some borg that raped him…
# I am geek, watch me drink
0 17 * * * echo “Whiskey, please.” >/dev/bartender
10,20,30,40,50 17 * * * echo “More whiskey, please.” >/dev/bartender
I need a button: I WAS REPLACED BY A CRON JOB