Things That Are Wrong

August 1st, 2006 | photography

Via Shay via Josh Brown:

40 Responses to “Things That Are Wrong”

  1. Hello Vader!

  2. I…um…wow. Just wow.

  3. If anyone is interested I’ve posted some of my Comic-Con pics here:

    And here:

    Some of them came out disappointingly blurry.
    I’ll be posting the rest later on today probably.

    I’d never been out to the San Diego Con before. One of the best and worst weeks of my life.

  4. Sorry. I put the wrong link on there.
    Vader does seem like a kinder,
    gentiler Vader now.

  5. *sob* again

  6. He looks like a giant sex aid. Moreso.

  7. Now THAT’S a mash-up!

  8. I can’t decide if that is the most horrific costume ever, or the most awesome comic ever.

  9. That must have been what he looked like before he turned to the Dark Side, right?

    Damn those prequels!

  10. OK, “comic” should obviously be “costume”. I guess that image DID cause brain damage.

    But now I want to see a Keroppi/Boba Fett mash-up.

  11. Sadly, it’s Photoshopped. Though I guarantee that some sick bastard will do it for real next year…

  12. Hello Vader is so hot right now

  13. Photoshopped?


  14. Forever. I can see it.

  15. I want to lick him.
    He looks like ice cream.

  16. Do not underestimate the power of the Pink Side of the Force.

  17. Needs a bigger codpiece.

  18. I love it!

  19. I wouldn’t be suprised if George Lucas “Special Edition’d” this thing into all the movies.

  20. There’s also Darth Vera.

  21. That was never photoshopped. No way. Not in a million years. Unless there’s a version of photoshop that can alter reality. Which, coincidentally, i’ve always wanted…

  22. Yes, it was photoshopped.

  23. Alas, is true. Original image about a quarter of the way down (via BoingBoing):

    And I believe that George Lucas is planning to add a bigger codpiece to Vader’s costume in his next special edition mauling of the Star Wars movies… ;)

  24. Darth Gayder!

  25. After three prequels dedicated to making Darth Vader into the bitchiest cry baby in film history (it’s impossible for me to see the originals now without imagining Vader falling into a twenty minute weeping session every time the camera cuts away from him), this look is actually an improvement.

  26. It was not Photoshopped, the one where he’s white was. Just a simple desaturation, and they replaced the Hello Kitty kitbox with a piece of a Speak and Spell.

  27. Ah! Someone took my idea for my 13 year olds halloween costume! *heh*

  28. “I find your lack of kawaiiness disturbing.”

  29. […] Admittedly, this is stolen from Warren Ellis, who filed it under “Things That Are Wrong.” […]

  30. Whoever’s idea that was they can FUCK OFF!

    I don’t even like Star Wars.

  31. “I sense much… cuteness in you”

  32. “But now I want to see a Keroppi/Boba Fett mash-up.” Hehe that’s brilliant.

    I also want to see Jabba the Hutt and Doraemon’s baby girl. Now that’d be something!

  33. Whats Next? Darth Molly, the Sis Lord. Oh My.

  34. […] hello vader/darth kitty? […]

  35. This was when he turned to the Pastel Side… only hours before making the complete transition to the Dark Side.

  36. “I am your mother”

  37. Luke, I’m… gay.

  38. Heh… Pastel Vader… “Come to the gay side of the force…” :D

  39. great outfit.. :)

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