8 Responses to “The Management Insists”

  1. Giant hypodermic needles and hover-chairs required past this point.

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  3. …you should see the required bag of heroin and the spoon…

  4. K. Rich: A spine! a spine! my kingdom for a spine!
    Cate: Withdraw, my lord; I’ll help you to a spine.
    K. Rich: Slave! I have set my life upon a spine,
    And I will stand the hazard of the big ass needle I got here wot to shoot into the spine of those wot got spines.
    I think there be six inches in the spine;
    Five have I shot to-day, instead of him.
    A spine! a spine! my kingdom for a spine!

    [Excrement]

  5. Actually, it’s a warning:
    IF HANDICAPPED, DON’T USE THE SEAT FOR YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO STAND UP AGAIN

    Or:

    “Who needs this stinkin’ bus? With my fix, I can have my own magic carpet!”

  6. DING DING DING “Passengers will notice that the Captain has turned on the “Handle Your Shit” sign. Passengers not handling their shit will be tossed out the front door and sucked into the port engine.” DING DING DING

  7. …and we all missed the obvious one:

    “You must be this high to ride WARRENELLISCOM”

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