NASA: “Fuck Earth”

July 26th, 2006 | researchmaterial

NASA has reportedly eliminated the promise “to understand and protect our home planet” from its mission statement.

That statement was repeatedly cited last winter by NASA climate scientist James Hansen, who said he was being threatened by political appointees for speaking about the dangers posed by greenhouse gas emissions.

But NASA officials told The New York Times the elimination of the phrase that was used by Hansen was “pure coincidence.” The statement now proclaims the agency’s mission is “to pioneer the future in space exploration, scientific discovery and aeronautics research.”

A NASA spokesman said the change brings the agency into line with U.S. President George W. Bush’s goal of pursuing human spaceflight to the moon and Mars.

One observer noted results from NASA’s increasing involvement in monitoring the Earth’s environment have sparked political disputes concerning the Bush administration’s environmental policies…

17 Responses to “NASA: “Fuck Earth””

  1. In other words, “We’re giving up on this heap and focusing on escape pods”

  2. Glad to see W is cutting his loss and looking for a new planet to fuck over.

  3. NASA’s new promise “Oil on Mars”

  4. hell I’d start saying theres oil on any planet just to get funding

  5. Just to be fair … The news stories I’ve read have all pointed the finger at the White House. A lot of the rank-and-file NASA scientists are deeply unhappy about the change.

  6. For what it’s worth, “to understand and protect our home planet” was only added to NASA’s mission statement in 2003. It represented NASA’s decision to move away from interplanetary missions (which were unlikely to get the necessary funding any time soon), and focus more on “local” projects, Reaganesque Star Wars defense systems, Near-Earth Object detection, and the like.

  7. Earth is to Mars as New Jersey is to New York.

    please don’t turn our green planet brown :(

  8. fuck.

  9. NASA did not change it’s mission statement. The Bush administration changed it last February after Dr. James E. Hansen, longtime director of the agency’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies, announced that without leadership by the United States, climate change would eventually leave the earth “a different planet.” Unwilling the heed NASA’s warnings, the ever sneaky conservatives simply rewrote the mission statement in a desperate attempt to shift people’s awarness away from the issue. News of the change is just now making its way through NASA. In response, in their usual, sneaky fashion, t

    There’s a complete report with links here:

    http://ashabot.blogspot.com/2006/07/conservatives-rewrite-nasa-mission.html

  10. Does this mean we should prepare for alien invasion and all the probings and brain-eating that would entail?

  11. I wonder if anyone is dissapointed that NOAA or the EPA are not working on colonizing Mars…

    NASA is about exactly what the acronym stands for: Aeronautics and Space.

    If some other earth-focused agency wants to hitch a ride with NASA, fine. And they can pay their own way too.

    Each agency should have a specific focus. Like a previous commenter mentioned, “duplication of effort” is a governmental trick to finding new sources of funding when others dry up. NASA’s space exploration budget was shrinking, and “eco-stuff” was a viable alternate mission that they might have a chance of slipping by the budgetary watchdogs.

    Maybe we should make our deployed soldiers carry toxic waste remediation gear in addition to the 70+ pounds of gear they are issued currently…

  12. Not a bad idea, Jason!
    Better yet, they can leave their rifles at home and instead go around spreading peace and prosperity.

  13. And just how are the EPA and NOAA going to study the planet without satellites in orbit?

    I’m no rocket scientist but I imagine that’s going to involve Aeronautics and/or Space somewhere along the line.

    Or are you proposing that the EPA and NOAA have their own launch sites (but wouldn’t that be “duplication of effort”)?

    And another thing – I’m not sure how only studying planets millions of kilometers away and ignoring the one right here is an efficient use of tax dollars (not fiscal responsibility is anything the Bush administration will ever be accused of).

  14. It’s high time America realised that they’re not in charge of the planet.

  15. You’re right Kevin, but at the end of the day, who’s gonna convince everyone to put together a huge, multinational space and environment agency? Who’ll pay for it, the yanks won’t put any money in, the Chinese won’t, why the fuck should they, they’re doing OK. The Japanese the English and the French, the Germans and Spanish would (provided it included stipulation that the Japanese could kill all the whales they wanted and that French & British farmers could get subsidies). The Russians you say? A few quid maybe.

    And which language would the eminent scientists work in? English? that’s the French out, French, that’s the British out, Japanese, that’s everyone out, Spanish? Why? how much money would Spain put in? Look at the EU attempt at a space programme and try not to laugh. And NASA, and the Spanish, and the Chinese and Japanese and look at the duplication of effort there. Of course the world would be better off if everyone chipped in, but they won’t, cos humans are territorial, tribal thinking, self-centred, nationalistic bastards and politicians realise that votes are a lowest common denominator commodity.

    The sad fact is that america has money and money gets things done. But… if everyone got together and created a multi-national agency without america, you can bet they’d jump on, well that or blow something up.

  16. Paul,

    Like I said, The EPA and NOAA can get their sattelites in orbit via NASA, but THEY should have to budget the funding for that. Maybe they do already, but environmental protection isn’t (or shouldn’t be) NASA’s collective purview.

    Now, ask me whether I think EVERY agency should COMPLY with environmental regulations and that is another question entirely. Yes, they should. AND I also think that EVERY American should do his/her part to protect the environment. BUT the question is: Should NASA divert millions of dollars of enviro-money to themselves, that would otherwise be better spent by other agencies? Just because they are worried that their bread-and-butter (space exploration) is drying up? Maybe Americans would be more excited about space exploration if NASA wasn’t so risk-averse. No more seat of the pant’s “challengers of the unknown” stuff for us, thank you!

    Kevin, as far as space is concerned, anyone can play…But I’m reminded of a great Eddie Izzard bit about how it would be a great accomplishment for Great Britain’s space agency to put a man on the roof of a house using a ladder.

    Like I said, we American’s are losing the nerve for real, frontier-busting space exploration. The Chinese don’t worry so much about things like “where is the money going to come from” and “what if these guys die”, so as soon as they get past the technical challenges, I expect them to do some impressive stuff.

  17. @Jason: I disagree that you can separate Earth observation from space exploration.

    If you ever want to set up colonies in orbit or on the Moon or Mars, it’d be useful to know how to construct and sustain biospheres from the one good biopshere we’ve already got.

    If you want to find extra-terrestrial life, it’d be useful to understand the type of life we can observe.

    Earth is the one planet we can study up close – it seems foolish not to see what it can tell us about planetary formation etcetc.

    As for protecting the Earth – if there are changes going on on Earth that might impact on our ability to explore space (such as rapid and destructive climate change), then that’s a legitimate concern. Equally, by nixing the protection part of the mission statement – does that include dealing with asteroid collisions?

    I do agree that NASA is probably risk adverse. On the other hand, they do have a duty of care to the people they stick on top of their rockets. China can afford to be more cavalier because its space agency doesn’t have to answer to a democratically elected Congress.

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Kieron Gillen - 09 Feb 10

The whole run of Plan B magazine has been released as a single 670Mb PDF. That’s 46 issues of some of the finest music writing of the decade. And a lot of posturing pretentiousness too. It’s like two of my favourite things for the price of one. Or none, as it’s a free PDF.

If you’ve any interest in music in the 00s, or music full stop, this is a great thing to just have on file. You’ll discover a new band every time you browse it.

Hell, it’s even worth getting if you’re one of the games journalist sorts. For the first 10-20 issues or so, I was doing games stuff for it. And Quinns and Mathew Kumar too, who I bullied into contributing. Very much written for the non-gamer about games which get pretty much no coverage, we had fun trying to decode the concept of Outsider Games.

Whole thing here. Go gets!

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Coilhouse - 08 Feb 10

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State of South Carolina Secretary of State Subversive Agent Form

jwz - 08 Feb 10

Check the appropriate box. Do you or your organization directly or indirectly advocate, advise, teach or practice the duty or necessity of controlling, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, the state of South Carolina or any political division thereof?
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"Inflection Points" Presentation

Open The Future - 08 Feb 10

For those folks who are interested, here's the Slideshare version of the presentation I gave last week at the Earthquake Engineering Research Institute annual meeting. I was asked to talk about foresight thinking, as the event theme was "The Big One of 2056: What Went Right?" a look at a fictional 7.8 quake in the SF region that was handled as well as they could imagine possible.

My goal was to offer a bit of reassurance to the audience that there is some real utility to thinking about the future, and to spell out (in a cursory way) the kinds of big picture issues they should keep in mind while looking ahead forty-six years.

By and large, it was a successful talk. The post-talk questions were engaged, with little push-back, and I'm told that the overall response from the audience was quite positive.

The talk was video recorded, and I'm told will eventually be available to the public. I'll link when that happens.

CAN GIFTING ECONOMIES SCALE?

John Robb - 08 Feb 10

A gifting economy is different from a barter or market economy in that valuable items are given away to those that need them, without any quid pro quo, exchange, or payment.  Gifting economics (lots of great papers on this topic) were/are the economic heartbeat of hunter-gatherer tribal cultures, the social organization where we spent 99% of our time as homo sapiens sapiens.  Barter was, in contrast, a mechanism for economic interactions between tribes.  

This gifting economic system wasn't based on pure altruism.  It did have an enforcement mechanism to ensure compliance with the system over the longer term.  On the positive side, there was an intangible increase in the social status (using personal or societal metrics) of a tribal member that gifted an item.  On the negative, a failure to offer hospitality or gifts to those in need was considered a mortal slight that could incite violence or expulsion from the tribe.

There were also a considerable number of drivers for gifting at the tribal level.  Here are some:

  • The survival of the tribe, as a group, was more important than the survival of any individual.  However, the loss of any individual could put the tribe at risk.
  • The generation of surplus and innovation was highly uncertain.  Sharing reduced that uncertainty to manageable levels.
  • Sharing reduced internal friction that could put the tribe at risk.

Scalability

It's pretty clear that the societal drivers of tribal gifting economics and the mechanisms of enforcement didn't survive the transition to a global social system composed of billions of members.   Simply, the connections between any two individuals (outside of immediate familial relationships) are too abstract for these drivers and enforcement mechanisms to be relevant.   As a result, market based mechanisms for economic interaction have gained dominance.

However, the ongoing shift of the global market-based economy from a trade in rival goods (tangible items that invoke zero sum economics) to digital non-rival goods (items that can be copied at no expense or diminishment, endlessly) provides a window of opportunity.  It may be possible to revive gifting economics for non-rival goods to amazing beneficial effect.   Some ideas on how this could scale:

  • Automated reputation metrics that enhance social status based on contributions.
  • Mechanisms built using MMO gaming as a way to tie successful gifting to status improvement (leveling) or an ability to attract investment.
  • The creation of an inside/outside barrier that separates a gifting economy from the global economic mainstream.   Automated mutual interdependence (see my friend Bruce Sterling's absolutely brilliant story on this:  "Maneki Neko").

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Jean Snow - 08 Feb 10

Latest on SNOW

So what’s the latest on SNOW? I guess two new developments art that I added a dedicated Twitter feed, and also created a Facebook fan page. The Twitter feed is mostly just automated with new articles from the site — because some people actually prefer that over RSS feeds these days — but I do keep an eye on it, and will reply to questions and comments. The Facebook page is just another way of putting the site out there, and should be a good way of informing members of SNOW-related events as they happen.

Regular content updates have also continued over the past week, with a few new guest columns and my regular news items. Here’s a list of what you may have missed over the past few days.