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  1. Meredith Yayanos Meredith Yayanos

    HAAAA HA HA HA HAAAA. WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

    You make me so proud.

    Incidentally, I still have my MARVEL CAN SUCK MY COCK shirt around here, somewhere…

  2. Pete Martin Pete Martin

    Isn’t it supposed to be Lizard Boom Sticks?

  3. Pete Martin Pete Martin

    How come it’s Lizard Zoom on the cover and Lizard Boom in the last issue?

  4. Lovely.
    All the covers keep me amused.

  5. Melinda Melinda

    Well… yes. One might want to point out that there are quite a few Marvel characters you’ve nabbed from the second-line of popularity and made over… well.. brilliantly.

    Of course.

    But the big lizard in purple shorts is still my favorite. I’m sorry.
    What the Hell was Machine Man’s original full title thingy? Wasn’t he a Jack Kirby creation? X-5something?

  6. Melinda Melinda

    Machine Man X-51.
    See, I know how to USE this Intarnaught thing.
    But you write him/it better. But then I’m horribly biased.

  7. You HAVE to be cheating, somehow.

    What is it, compromising photos of Joey Q with a frozen banana and a underdressed clergyman? Or just straight-up witchcraft? Why is Nextwave allowed to be?

    I think I can see the gift horse’s pancreas.

  8. Tim Tim

    I bet people have already started designing their Dirk Anger costumes for halloween.

  9. That is about as boss as it gets. And when I says gets I means gets, because I am from the future, and I can tell you know that the above cover is as boss as covers will ever get.

  10. Niels Niels

    “Machine Man X-51”

    That got me thinking. Whatfeatures does Aaron’s robot body have that we don’t know about yet? Because it’s quite clear that this means he, X-51, and Wolverine are really X-23’s parents. I *knew* the whole cloning thing was just a hoax to save Logan’s image.

  11. Niels Niels

    “Machine Man X-51”

    That got me thinking. What features does Aaron’s robot body have that we don’t know about yet? Because it’s quite clear that this means he, X-51, and Wolverine are really X-23’s parents. I *knew* the whole cloning thing was just a hoax to save Logan’s image.

  12. Simon Jones Simon Jones

    Machine man used to turn into a motor tricycle. With his head at thigh height. And let people ride him.

    He also used to bang Ultron’s ex-wife. Who was based on Ultron’s fathers wife.

  13. Anger is *chewing* on lizard’s zoom. that probably was this [great] cover’s free pass.

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