Turn Up The Music, My Heart Feels Like A Fucking Rabbitfish

April 21st, 2006 | researchmaterial

Two men have suffered terrifying visual and auditory hallucinations after eating a popular local seafish in Mediterranean restaurants.

According to a clinical study on the patients, which is due to be published in the journal Clinical Toxicology, the men started seeing and hearing things after contracting a rare form of hallucinogenic poisoning from the Salema fish they were dining on.

The species is a popular food fish and is not normally hallucinogenic.

Ichthyoallyeinotoxism, or hallucinogenic fish poisoning, is caused by eating the heads or body parts of certain species of herbivorous fish and has previously only been recorded from the Indo Pacific.

The poisoning can start to cause vivid hallucinations within minutes of eating a poisonous fish and may last for days, often with no other effects. There is no antidote.

The effects of eating ichthyoallyeinotoxic fishes, such as certain mullet, goatfish, tangs, damsels and rabbitfish, are believed to be similar to LSD, and may include vivid and terrifying auditory and visual hallucinations. This has given rise to the collective common name for ichthyoallyeinotoxic fishes of “dream fish”…

(Found by Bill Gibson, who also gave me the post title – thanks)

6 Responses to “Turn Up The Music, My Heart Feels Like A Fucking Rabbitfish”

  1. Well, I guess now we know how this happened.

  2. …oh superb video. I want the lead dancer’s facial hair.

    …mounted on a wall somewhere.

    As I have no email at the moment – a link for your pleasure.

    Would you let a random 76 year old man fondle your breasts?

  3. Its fun that the world seems to hide mind altering substances anywhere it can.

  4. The answer is simple, Ryan:

    Despite what Bush may have you believe, GOD WANTS YOU HIGH.

  5. “The effects of eating ichthyoallyeinotoxic fishes, such as certain mullet”

    Here I was “Wait, what? You grow a mullet in addition to tripping out?”

  6. […] Interestingly, Salema porgy is a very popular food fish, and is usually not considered hallucinogenic. (Found via Warren Ellis) […]