29 thoughts on “I Am Returned”

  1. The oceans are turning acid because of all the CO2 they’re sucking up:


    The calcium carbonate in the shells of all the wee critters that form the base of the food chain are going to start dissolving, and things will get way fucked.

    On hearing the news, the Bush administration funded a crash program to find ways to blame it on welfare moms, gays getting married, and whoever it is who’s Al-Qeada’s Number Two these days.

  2. Welcome back. The first time I saw that image, I thought of the “Map of the Whole Internet” posters that came out a few years back. Only, you know, with your hand smack dab in the middle of everything.

  3. Panicking as my left leg seems to have totally seized up in the last half an hour. I thought it was a reaction from having to watch another terrible episode of CSI by my wife, but its really painful….

    Hm, notthat I want to bring you down or anything…

  4. Those bastards in copy desk refuse to give me my cartoon back. Give them 1500 words about how nothing has changed since last week, they’ll turn it around in five minutes.

    Give them a cartoon with 8 words, won’t see it again for 3 days.

    Makes me wish I had some of that saliva fermented mucous beer they drink down in the Amazon.

  5. Nothing much just recovering from my week long trip of crazy henodnism and other things.. lots of pix of some of the craziness posted in flickr.. though couldn’t post some pix due to ummm nature, and not wanting to piss off friends who may not want certain things seen on the net.
    Trying to adjust to mundane life again. blaaaah.

    You were missed.. hope your mini holiday was good as well:)
    I did shots in your honor at con, and spanked a few shiny clad lasses as well:) Couldn’t get them to scream your name outloud while during though:P but I attempted:)

  6. you have been missed, O Internet Jesus.

    for your delight, i have suggested to one of my college professors that she use TRANSMET in her classes on journalism and advertising as a look into the future of the two fields.

    and once again, your influence spreads.

  7. Just finished reading Niven’s “The Integral Trees” and started on “The Smoke Ring”. He really did a lot with “Ringworld, though these two books are very interesting….

  8. Just finished reading/listening to Apparat and reading Nextwave. Frank Ironwire! Aeromarine!

    #2 at the Big Oil corp I work with said the future is trending towards Meathook Comma Grim. I paraphrase, of course.

  9. prepping for a day of corporate-bastard cubiclework by getting a good hour of sitting-at-a-desk in before i leave the house. Looking forward to a weekend of trying to learn how to make word-balloons that don’t obscure the characters in my digital-photo-based webcomic, thinking this weekend will require booze yet suspecting word balloons will be no easier to master on half a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream.

    Welcome Back, Internet Jesus.

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