WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, writer, public speaker and author of the NYT best-selling novel GUN MACHINE.
Joss Whedon Schools Me In The Way Of The Nerd
Published February 16, 2006 by Warren Ellis
Found in the comments section of this post and later copped-to in email:
Who is this Ellis guy anyway? He thinks he all that cuz he wroted â€œPlanetyâ€. The facts is, KomiKon is AWESOME becuz people dress up like stuff â€” but nobody dresses like Warner Ellis, I guess, mister sour grapes. I talked to Sumner Glou and she said nobody ever mailed her body parts except for one time an arm and then a messenger brought her a thyroid gland but big deal, SERENDIPITY fans happen to be the most tastefullest fans who have extra or redundant body parts.
The best thing about Comicvention is the girls are pretty and the younglings are pretty (is that a legal issue?) and the men is pretty when they are Jedi but not so much Sith. I like to meet the Comedy Books artists (Not everyone wants to meet Angelina Michelle Watts, you know) and to buy a picture of an elf or dragon already. So stay off this grumpity webcamsite becuz Warner Ellis is just a grouchypants! I met a real General Griefuss, who amongst you can say that?
Altho that hulk hands thing was me. Sorry. Romulan Ale.