Horny Werewolf Day

Happy Valentine’s Day to all. And to those who hate the day, I say this: Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.

Horny Werewolf Day needs to come back. I expect R Stevens and J Rowland to have t-shirts ready for next year.

5 thoughts on “Horny Werewolf Day”

  1. Wow that was an amazing load of very imaginative writing. Too bad most of it was just that imaginative writing. A quick google or wiki search of the origins of lupercalia is a lot more informative and has in some cases the benefit of actual research behind it.

    Outside of that though I am all for Horny Werewolf Day. No need to make up a historical argument for it though.

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