New Mammal Seen In Borneo

In the dense central forests of Borneo, a conservation group has found what appears to be a new species of mammal.

WWF caught two images of the animal, which is bigger than a domestic cat, dark red, and has a long muscular tail. Local people, the WWF says, had not seen the species before, and researchers say it looks to be new. The creature, believed to be carnivorous, was spotted in the Kayan Mentarang National Park, which lies in Indonesian territory on Borneo…

21 thoughts on “New Mammal Seen In Borneo”

  1. Looks like the original Dino from the original King Kong, kicked to the curb and looking for work. Now it’s a Stunt Creature for WWF (not to be confused with the wrestling federation it trounced).

  2. Well given the look of its eyes I wouldn’t be too worried about the future survival of the thing. If anybody gets too close to it it’ll just fry their unwashed hippy asses with its hex vision. Redeye my ass!!!

  3. those arent glowing EYES! those are its glowing twin anuses! that isnt a muscular tail! thats its neck!
    fools! it is the death-beast that has come to absolve mankind, purge us of our insolence…IT IS:
    the Lorax.

    it speaks for the trees.

  4. As long as they don’t name it after that guy. A “wulffraat” indeed. They’d all commit suicide if they caught wind of that.

    I want one, so it can eat my face when I try to pet it.

  5. Did anyone else catch the name of the leader of the team who discovered it?

    “…The team which discovered it, led by biologist Stephan Wulffraat, is publishing full details in a new book on Borneo and its wildlife.”

    I thought that was rather serendipitous.

  6. The flesh eating lemur has risen once again! His triumphant return shall coincide with the rise of Richard Simmons to the office of the President of the United States. Richard and the lemur will rule the world together!

  7. This flesh eating lemur you speak of, can he be trusted? Don’t get me wrong, I would probably vote for him and Richard. It’s just that I have trouble trusting something with two glowing anuses. How does it know which one to use?

  8. If you look closely one anus is brighter than the other. That is the one that is in use. The dual anus is the feature that Richard actually was attracted to most. It is a beacon of light, some say. The flesh eating lemur will act as VP and bodyguard for Richard. The last time the lemur was pressed into action he ate the face of Condoleezza Rice. God love him.

    LONG LIVE THE FLESH EATING LEMUR!

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