But Now I Just Read It A Lot Because Let’s Face It I Say A Lot Of Stupid Things:

I am clearly tired, because I have just said to the new chickens, “All this garden is yours, except the rhubarb. Attempt no landing there.”

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) April 2, 2012

If the Doctor Who cast gets any younger they’ll have to be filmed with a laparoscope

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) March 23, 2012

If contemporary literary fiction doesn’t read a bit like science fiction then it’s probably not all that contemporary, is it

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) March 27, 2012

So I’m guessing Keith Olbermann’s YouTube channel will be funny, until he calls Google the running dogs of the Illuminati or something

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) March 30, 2012

You’d think I’d be better at being unemployed, since, as a professional writer, I already just sit around half-naked all day.

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) March 10, 2012

Also: in a decent world, Davy Jones’ body would be laid in a bed and pushed through the streets to the cemetery by the surviving Monkees.

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) March 9, 2012

Also: in a decent world, Davy Jones’ body would be laid in a bed and pushed through the streets to the cemetery by the surviving Monkees.

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) March 9, 2012

@pattonoswalt It’s been proven with Science that repeated viewings of that show cause a medical condition called “Margaret Thatcher’s Claw.”

— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) February 20, 2012