Melissa Dowell is offering pre-orders on this… item. Get an order in by the 9th and they should be with you for Xmas. Because nothing says Xmas like getting your nose nipped.
Hand silkscreened in a glow-in-the-dark AND blacklight responsive water-based ink, this detailed design of a row of x-rayed teeth go down the front & onto the crotch of black American Apparel cotton spandex hot shorts. Never fear dancing on a mirrored surface in a skirt again. Perfect for deterring up-skirt photographers and disturbing your lovers!