Hitwomen will answer such pressing questions as "Assassin Union? Is it feasible?" and "Exactly how pissed would you be if you found out your hot date was at the head of a sex trafficking ring?"

You know, I’d really kind of like to see this.  It’s another Kickstarter thing.  My old friend Jolie Roberson, her friend Lindsey Marks, and special effects artist Matt Stratton –

Remember the flippy gun Angelina Jolie used in Wanted when she shot some dudes in a convenience store?  He built that shit.

– are putting together a web tv series called HITWOMEN.  Kick in US $25 and they’ll send you a DVD of the first three episodes.

They are less hopeless than they immediately appear.  Honest.  I think.