On the way back from the polling station, having put my X towards a hopeful instantiation of AV, I stopped off at the lovely Polish shop and bought a can of this:
This prompted the following discussion between myself and Ariana, after I sent her the above photo:
ARIANA: That is HILARIOUS. I’ll bet it tastes like bear piss.
ME: It tastes… different. Weird kind of soft caramel/fruit finish to it. Bear piss might be delicious. Oh god
ME: BUT WHAT IF BEAR PISS IS DELICIOUS AND NOBODY KNEW
ARIANA: I am 100% sure someone knew. You really think there’s no horrible human out there that’s tried bear piss? I guarantee it’s been done.
ME: THAT SECRET-KEEPING BASTARD
Clearly, I must never drink this again.