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EDISON HATE FUTURE: The Poll PLUS All EDISONs So Far

Published September 15, 2005 by Warren Ellis

I now have a reliable t-shirt supplier who sent me samples of their fine wares today. Therefore, for your consideration:


Which EDISON HATE FUTURE Should Be On A T-Shirt?

“special lectricky machine”
“real future women”
“special pipes suck tears”
“so hot right now”
“she will regret leaving”
“edison will fuck you up”
“naked from the waist down”
“stabby stabby FUCKING STABBY stabby”
“yeah, right”
“dirty dirty brain blood”
“please be edison’s friend”
“why aren’t the pills working”
“put your penis away”
“edison misses no-one”
“The Button”
“backed-up semen”
“irrigate brain with vodka”
“learn to fucking swim”





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