Received in email:
You’ll never guess what:
It’s the 31st of September – Officially Autumn!
And a new MWC album is IMMINENT (ish).
Please take time to digest this information clearly by practising the dance routines you’ve learnt from the recent ITV summer season (1979) along with this deftly stimulating promotional clip:
Selected dance styles include:
Somnambulist half-baked shuffle
Reverse Outpatients Boogie
The Hypnagogic Hop
The Narcoleptic Pop
Backwards sleepwalk style
The Sepia Insanity
Confusional B/W two-step frugg.
We wish you every success with your routines. ITV judges will be forming out of the furniture to judge you in your own home NOW.