This is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull regularly in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt.
Previously, this was a weekly gag. Summer was a bugger, and made us shift to monthly, and autumn is only looking slightly better. So we’re shifting to fortnightly. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.
So, at the top and the middle of the month, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at http://www.cafepress.com/electrophonic.
Anyway. I present to you the ultimate “get out of jail free”/”get medical attention instead of prison time” T-Shirt Of The Fortnight #001: WARREN ELLIS MADE ME DO IT:
We also now offer, at the same link, a great many perennial "legacy" items, which will be added to on a largely random basis. For instance:
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