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T-Shirt Of The Month #004: GODLESS SEX INFIDELS

This is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each month in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt.

Previously, this was a weekly gag. But as we move into summer, pressure of work is sitting on both of our shoulders like a shit boulder. So, for a while, we’re shifting from TOTW to T-Shirt Of The Month. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, at the top of the month, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

A lady on Twitter actually begged me to make this offhand comment into a shirt.

I present to you T-Shirt Of The Month #004: GODLESS SEX INFIDELS:

godless sex infidels

We also now offer, at the same link, a great many perennial "legacy" items, which will be added to on a largely random basis. For instance:


Thank you for your kind attention.


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  1. Consider me one of the Godless Sex Infidel tribe posthaste!

  2. Oh Daddy… I need this one.

  3. hng23 hng23

    This may be a good time to *beg* you to offer your spaghetti tank tops for women in BLACK. This is the second tshirt I’ve really wanted but won’t be buying b/c it only comes in (ugh) pastel colours.

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