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  1. Ed Ed

    We’ve got to enjoy life while we still can! get naked, kick your boss in the nuts and run free in public spaces before the inevitable moment when the sun swallows the earth!

  2. Damn. I was really hoping it was galactic bow shock (stupid 64 million year interval –, which is really just the best kind of bow shock there is. I’m also willing to bet the Norse translation of galactic bow shock is exceptionally cool sounding, on par with Jokulhaups.

  3. I think Jack Kirby’s Secret City Saga characters from Topps back when (and soon from Dynamite) played with the idea, with current culture existing in the ninth turn at bat.
    Also fits in with the cyclical creation myths of the Aztecs:

  4. cd cd

    The comments seem pretty sceptical about it, though…

  5. Laudanum Laudanum

    We definitely due.

  6. Tobot Tobot

    Planet x

  7. I believe it to be another Vogon sitrep as well..However,at least once we get past the 2012 hysteria-it’ll be smooth sailing..until of course the Hadron Collider creates its own “theoretical snowflake existing in 196,833 dimensional space.” Then I guess shit will shit the fan again…

  8. Uhh, I’m pretty sure we are an extinction event.

  9. Sagen Sagen

    This seems like a conservative estimate of years. I think we may within a decade or a little more of the cycle. Get out your asbestos Sunday suit, it may get warm.

  10. imma imma

    Well we* didn’t die out last time, so i’m kinda hopeful

    Multiple planets seems like the safest way to be safe

  11. lampcommander lampcommander

    Either Xenu or the old gods. And in a way, they are one and the same.

  12. Se Se

    No way humanity will survive 15 million years of humanity.

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