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When You Spill Oil In Water Perhaps The Things In The Water Evolve

NO SERIOUSLY IT’S HOVERING HOW IS IT HOVERING WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HOVERSHARK NOW

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34 Comments

  1. Why? To eat the hovercats…Duuuh!

  2. Laudanum

    Laudanum

    I could do so much damage with a hovershark.

  3. This…
    This is the scariest thing to ever happen.

  4. Hmmm…I feel the poor bastard started farting blue smoke out its ass and can’t get back in the water – look, IT’S SCREAMING IN ANGER

  5. Patrick

    Patrick

    surfing will never be the same again.

  6. You know, they would be easier to spot like that.

  7. Solomon

    Solomon

    At a guess? If that photo was actually taken in or near the Gulf, Methane concentrations in the water are pretty close to lethally high at the moment so maybe the shark is threshing the water near the surface to oxygenate it so it doesn’t choke to death.

  8. Shark King

    Shark King

    Saddle up that sumbitch and ride into WAR !

  9. Hovershark sez “Can you direct me to 1 St James’s Square, London, please?”

  10. Rapidly evolving sharks have come up with a way to deal with the Gulf oil spill.

  11. @Solomon – It’s doing a hell of a job.

  12. Cabe

    Cabe

    Oh God, it’s started. First a volcano, now hoversharks. Mother Nature is about to hand us our asses and make us cry like little girls.

  13. “I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.”

    -F.

  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous

    I think it’s actually a hydroplane shark, he probably travels at high velocity and skims on his fins… once they can fly we are truly fucked.

  15. Del

    Del

    Jaws 5: The Rise of the Hoversharks.

  16. Thyestian

    Thyestian

    It is looking for Marty McFly and his hoverboard.

  17. Zach

    Zach

    Simple science really. Oil and Water don’t mix. Cover the sea life with oil, and you can have a wide variety of hover animals zooming up from the depths. But just wait until the oil hits something that doesn’t move, like a sea cucumber. It just sits there, attached to a rock, soaking up the oil until it has enough pressure that the water violently expels the oil soaked creature out of it.

    Thats right. The ocean now has sea cucumber artillery. And they’re all pointed at US.

  18. Cheshire Black

    Cheshire Black

    “Can… can I keep it?”
    “I don’t know, son. Hoversharks are a lot of responsibility…”
    “I promise to take good care of him! I’ll walk him and play with him and feed him my enemies and make sure he gets plenty of exercise–”
    “Wait–what was that last one?”

  19. Michael

    Michael

    You all know how to build an anti-gravity drive, right? You need to cover a cats back with butter. ;)

  20. Jim

    Jim

    Sharks have now jumped the shark.

  21. quintopia

    quintopia

    “Um, candygram…”

  22. Grizzly Shark Origins

  23. wook

    wook

    Candygramming speed, Mr. Chompy!

  24. Fuck me, I’m never going near water again

  25. Hovershark meat is more tender than its counterparts.

  26. At the risk of spamming, I created a Sad-Keanu hovershark:

    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_kpYAZIZrv8Y/TDYHQfeSDOI/AAAAAAAAAFk/zd1VnT-ygMA/sad+keanu+ride+hovershark.jpg

    I also created a photoshopable hovershark:
    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_kpYAZIZrv8Y/TDX9WLc9qPI/AAAAAAAAAFY/gyOUrGNbPa4/hovershark+copy.jpg

    Because I want hovershark to be a new internet meme.

    People, create hovershark images that are funny. Because it will be funny.

    https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_kpYAZIZrv8Y/TDX9ZqwupUI/AAAAAAAAAFc/LHniV6bo2a0/hovershark+eat+sad+keanu+copy.jpg

  27. Owen

    Owen

    The least you could have done is open a window.

  28. Zach

    Zach

    Who would win in a fight between a hover shark and a ground condor?

  29. Zardoz

    Zardoz

    hey, where’s the steering gear?????

  30. Why do I not have a hovershark yet? I MUST HAVE ONE.

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