When You Spill Oil In Water Perhaps The Things In The Water Evolve

NO SERIOUSLY IT’S HOVERING HOW IS IT HOVERING WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HOVERSHARK NOW

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34 thoughts on “When You Spill Oil In Water Perhaps The Things In The Water Evolve”

  1. At a guess? If that photo was actually taken in or near the Gulf, Methane concentrations in the water are pretty close to lethally high at the moment so maybe the shark is threshing the water near the surface to oxygenate it so it doesn’t choke to death.

  2. Oh God, it’s started. First a volcano, now hoversharks. Mother Nature is about to hand us our asses and make us cry like little girls.

  3. I think it’s actually a hydroplane shark, he probably travels at high velocity and skims on his fins… once they can fly we are truly fucked.

  4. Simple science really. Oil and Water don’t mix. Cover the sea life with oil, and you can have a wide variety of hover animals zooming up from the depths. But just wait until the oil hits something that doesn’t move, like a sea cucumber. It just sits there, attached to a rock, soaking up the oil until it has enough pressure that the water violently expels the oil soaked creature out of it.

    Thats right. The ocean now has sea cucumber artillery. And they’re all pointed at US.

  5. “Can… can I keep it?”
    “I don’t know, son. Hoversharks are a lot of responsibility…”
    “I promise to take good care of him! I’ll walk him and play with him and feed him my enemies and make sure he gets plenty of exercise–”
    “Wait–what was that last one?”

  6. At the risk of spamming, I created a Sad-Keanu hovershark:

    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_kpYAZIZrv8Y/TDYHQfeSDOI/AAAAAAAAAFk/zd1VnT-ygMA/sad+keanu+ride+hovershark.jpg

    I also created a photoshopable hovershark:
    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_kpYAZIZrv8Y/TDX9WLc9qPI/AAAAAAAAAFY/gyOUrGNbPa4/hovershark+copy.jpg

    Because I want hovershark to be a new internet meme.

    People, create hovershark images that are funny. Because it will be funny.

    https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_kpYAZIZrv8Y/TDX9ZqwupUI/AAAAAAAAAFc/LHniV6bo2a0/hovershark+eat+sad+keanu+copy.jpg

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