You’ve All Been Very Bad

November 30th, 2005 | researchmaterial

Some of you may remember the soft toys with vaginal and anal openings that I covered on the old diepunyhumans site. Well, it has come to my attention that plushie love has… escalated. Welcome to The Erection Collection:

The monkey is apparently called Orgazmatang the Orangutan.

The Metasciences

November 30th, 2005 | music

One of the more popular bands to come out of the Apparat Programmes has been The Metasciences, and the sweetly nerdy romance of their “Four Color Love Story.” So, if you go here, you’ll discover that not only can you stream four of their songs, but that you can download their entire album. For free. Because The Metasciences love you.

And because I love you, here’s “Four Color Love Story” on its own. (Link will die after 7 days.)

You don’t often find a song with the lines “I love this life/I love this universe.” And I think that’s kind of a shame.

Superstorm Season Ain’t Over Yet: Epsilon Forms

November 30th, 2005 | researchmaterial

The record-breaking North Atlantic hurricane season of 2005 just will not end – and it may get worse yet, say meteorologists as yet another storm has surfaced in the Atlantic and the remnants of Tropical Storm Delta blow towards Africa.

On Monday, Delta blew across the Canary Islands on its way towards Morocco. The US National Hurricane Center predicts its remains may reach northern Mauritania on Tuesday.

But this highly unusual transatlantic crossing does not wrap up this already-record-breaking season, which officially ends Wednesday. On Tuesday meteorologists at the NHC named tropical storm Epsilon, which is the record 26th tropical storm of 2005…