GLOBAL FREQUENCY, Free Newspaper

June 30th, 2005 | Work

Alfie was the first of many to tell me that the GLOBAL FREQUENCY pilot story has finally spread to print — the Metro, a free newspaper for UK commuters with a circulation somewhere over a million copies a day.

For those just joining me from the Metro, good morning. And, um, sorry about the whole naked Batman thing in the item below. These things just amuse me sometimes.

And hello to the old acquaintances who’ve just found out I’m still alive thanks to the Metro. Please note — I am not rich yet. Thank you.

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FELL #1 Preview

June 30th, 2005 | Work

Four pages of the first issue and an explanatory ramble from me on FELL #1 here at Newsarama.

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Weirdness Of Euro Heatwave 2005

June 29th, 2005 | researchmaterial

The Mediano reservoir in Spain is so dry that this church, normally under water, is now fully visible.


The Full Head Tingle

June 29th, 2005 | brainjuice

At the end of the Eighties, I became the manager of a small shop that sold books and comics. Finally off the dole, living in a room that was six feet by seven feet, black dustbin sacks taped to the window to keep the light out, I sat down the day after I got the job and wrote a letter to Savoy Books.

Savoy were and are a publisher based in Manchester, in the north of England, a couple of hundred miles away. In those days of no money, it seemed an ocean away, especially since I was struggling through a long-distance relationship with a girl who lived not far from Manchester. She had rich parents, and would come down to live with me for a few weeks at a time, but I could never get any further out than London, thirty-odd miles down the train line. Savoy were a march and a generation away from me. Publishers Dave Britton and Michael Butterworth emerged in the late Sixties/early Seventies, on the tail end of the New Worlds/”new wave” sf movement. They actually published an issue of the groundbreaking New Worlds magazine, before putting old and obscure Michael Moorcock work into print, as well as an early graphic novel, Moorcock’s ELRIC adapted into sequential art by Jim Cawthorn in raw Celtic style. They grew a list of selected reprints, an eclectic and vital catalogue; the Sixties TV criticism of fantasist and commentator Harlan Ellison, the newspaper columns of Jack Trevor Story, the gothabilly art of Cramps album illustrator Kris Guidio. And, apocalyptically, Dave Britton’s transgressive novel LORD HORROR. Which got them prosecuted on obscenity charges, slammed through the system by James Anderton, Manchester’s notoriously Christian Chief Constable. Anderton was a creature that could only have existed in the slightly surreal atmosphere of Thatcher Britain; repressively conservative, of dubious competence, and given to worrying statements about hearing God’s voice while Manchester filled up with guns and pushers. LORD HORROR was strong drink, to be sure: a hallucinated vision of Lord Haw-Haw, the English traitor who broadcast Nazi propaganda into Britain during World War 2. It was difficult, horrifying work, the Nazi atrocities made superreal with the tools of DeSade and Bataille, very much an extension of the “New Worlds school” and its intent to use fantasy as a way to present the real world in a new light for our consideration. Britton is neither a self-hating Jew nor a childish monster. He is clearly haunted by the pre-1945 world.

And they sent him to prison.

And I sent my letter, because I wanted to sell Savoy books.

The Savoy PR guy was a brilliant man called Martin Flitcroft. Within a week, he sent me ordering details — inside a huge fucking box filled with one copy of everything Savoy had in print. I had no idea they were making records, and especially not with the mental Sixties rock’n'roll star PJ Proby. Piles of stuff by Kris Guidio, lurching between the drawing board and the hospital, his artistic recordings of a time just past when everyone in London, in his words, were “dressed like tattooed undertakers.” His stuff, as anyone who saw one of his Cramps covers will tell you, radiated a kind of weird junked-up heroic ideal. Pen and needle, he was living in his own graphic novel world, no difference between him nodding out in front of “a nurse with an ass DeSade would have died for” and his credo of “let’s make our heroes wear black,” his private reimagining of a toxic intake of crappy old comic books.

Comics had a grip on Savoy still. In the box was the beginning of a serialised LORD HORROR graphic novel, written by Britton and illustrated by Guidio.

I don’t see Britton as a drug-fiend, but it reads like what you’d get if Grant Morrison liked smack. The serial is something of a prequel to the novel, illustrating how Horror left Britain for Germany. It’s saner, more considered than the book. Horror is never quite sympathetic — he can’t be — but the graphic novel reveals him as a smaller man, trapped between monsters bigger than himself. Britain is a sick place, and in his naivete he expects strong Germany to be somehow cleaner. By the penultimate episode, Horror, broadcasting from a concentration camp, has plainly gone quite mad.

Before that, though, we have met Horror’s extended family and circle of class traitors. In the former camp is a gloriously nuts portrayal of James Joyce, killing policemen at night with switchblades and fighting clockwork assassins sent by Churchill: “To fuck Horror!” In the latter is Unity Mitford, one of the English aristocracy who supported Hitler, cast here as one of Horror’s lovers — Britton’s tool to expose Britain as a sinkhole of hatred and stupidity. Stuck in Germany, his poison dreams dashed, he turns on contented Unity in a graveyard, excoriating her and upper-class England for their beautiful emptiness, their happiness at being ruled by the unbalanced and the monsters, their wilful blindness. She stares at him, his last intimate, her assumed fellow-traveller: “Leave now, or by Christ I’ll show you why they call me Horror.”

The final piece — at least, the final piece that I saw — is illustrated by John Coulthart, and is a long, silent consideration of the concentration camp. No-one can argue that this is pro-Nazi, incitement or infantile shit-throwing.

A year later, the bookstore shut down, a victim of circumstance. I became a full-time writer, which meant I was astonishingly poor. I fell out of touch with most people. I split up with the girl up north. When I got a phone again, I called Martin Flitcroft. But Martin Flitcroft was dead.

The pressure on Savoy from the police was constant. People said Martin felt it more than most. He felt things hard. Wanted to feel things hard. Put a drink in him and he’d talk about “Wagnerian soul music” and feeling “the full head tingle.”

He walked out in front of an oncoming train in the dead of night. Turned his back on it. Balled his fists and threw his head back. The train driver never had a chance.

The full head tingle.

Savoy publishing got patchy. Court fees, imprisonments, distribution troubles. I wanted to order them in the first place because they just weren’t penetrating bookstores or comics stores. Some comics kept trickling out, mostly the inferior comedy HORROR spin-off, MENG AND ECKER. They seemed never to sell that well, but it gave Kris Guidio something to do; in Martin’s words, he had “a hungry arm”, and that costs money, and he was their friend. I don’t honestly know if he’s still alive. It’d be funny if he’d finally outlived Johnny Thunders.

Savoy have a website, but I haven’t kept up with it. Go and look. It’s the secret history of comics publishing in Britain. It’s important. They were important. And, ten years down the line, I still miss my friend.

(Written 2002.)

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Apple iTunes, Podcast Arbiter Of Law And Decency

June 29th, 2005 | researchmaterial

Apple plans to police which podcasts make it into the directory of shows available via its iTunes program.

As expected, the new version of the music jukebox software includes the ability to download podcasts. By providing a directory of 3,000 shows, Apple says it is taking podcasting into the mainstream.

The software also allows people to send in their podcasts for inclusion on the list, but Apple will vet these due to editorial and copyright concerns.

…the submissions would go through an editorial process to make sure there were no copyright issues or that they did not include objectionable content…

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Flesh-Eating Aliens Fucked Up My Driving

June 28th, 2005 | researchmaterial

A California man facing life in prison for crashing his car into a UPS truck will not dispute that his actions resulted in the death of the driver when his trial opens Monday in Nevada County Superior Court.

Instead, Scott Krause’s defense will argue that the defendant believed he was trying to escape man-eating subterranean beings when he ran into Drew Reynolds’ truck on Jan. 6, 2004.

In three court-ordered evaluations, the defendant stated he was fleeing subterranean beings he called “hemadrones” when he carjacked a commercial vehicle near a Nevada City, Calif., gas station and then crashed into Reynolds’ service vehicle.

“Everything had to do with his escape from the hemadrones,” said Nevada County District Attorney Michael Ferguson. “According to the defendant, he was afraid they were going to put him in cargo and ship him to China to be eaten…”


Script Sales

June 28th, 2005 | brainjuice

Whenever I want to get really depressed, I go to Done Deal Script and Pitch Sales to find out how other people are getting rich:

Title: A Thousand Clowns
Log Line: An out-of-work TV writer, constantly fighting the system, must find a conventional job if he is to remain the guardian of his 12-year old nephew entrusted to his care.

Title: Max Payne
Log Line: A New York cop’s wife and baby are killed by thugs high on a designer drug called Valkyr. Devastated, the cop joins the Drug Enforcement Agency and goes undercover with the mob to find the source of the drug. Framed for the murder of his partner and hunted down by both the mob and the police, he is forced to wage a one-man war against crime.

Title: Big Man on Campus
Log Line: In a high school, beauty and brains duke it out and the perception of popular changes, which makes the power structure crumble.

Title: Absolute Angels
Log Line: A high school outsider is invited to join the cheerleading squad only to find out the girls are a pack of vampires.

Title: Valiant
Log Line: A 17-year-old runaway befriends a group of teens living in the New York subways and discovers that some of Gotham’s inhabitants are a magical species trying to exist in the modern world.

Title: Untitled Bisch Project
Log Line: Described as a cross between “Cheaper by the Dozen” and “The Pacifier” and centers on a male protagonist in his mid-20s to late-30s.

Title: Easier, Softer Way
Log Line: Two unlucky pot heads become involved in a scheme to rip off a mysterious character called Mr. Big after the duo sours on rehab.

Title: Randy and the Mob
Log Line: A good ol’ boy lands in hot water with some low-life mobsters, and then must seek help from his estranged, identical twin brother who is gay.


The GLOBAL FREQUENCY Phone

June 28th, 2005 | Work

If the image below works, then it’s a 380K animated-GIF capture from the GLOBAL FREQUENCY pilot that someone made and sent me:

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Promo Image For FELL

June 28th, 2005 | Work

Coming in September 2005:

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US Supreme Court Gives It To The Internet Good And Hard

June 28th, 2005 | researchmaterial

The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday unanimously ruled that Internet file-sharing services may be sued by movie studios, a decision that could effectively shut down services widely used to view movies without paying and to watch TV shows stripped of advertising.

The case, MGM Studios v Grokster, was among the most closely watched technology cases since 1984, when the high court established the legality of the video-cassette recorder. On Monday, the justices decided services such as Grokster may be sued if the services encourage illegal file-swapping.

The verdict amounted to a victory for movie studios, TV networks and other content companies that feared their movies, sitcoms, dramas and other products would be distributed without effective control to whoever has a computer and access to a high-speed line.

In another closely-watched media case, the justices decided cable operators need not grant competing independent Internet-service providers access to the high-speed cable modems many consumers use to access the Internet.

Cable companies argued their privately built systems should not be regulated. The Internet service providers said access needs to be widely available for the Web to remain an open, vibrant medium…

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Zombie Dogs. ZOMBIE DOGS

June 27th, 2005 | researchmaterial

Scientists have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.

Pittsburgh’s Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject’s veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity. But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year…

(Thanks to Jason)

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Dead Foetus In Boy’s Gut

June 27th, 2005 | researchmaterial

Doctors in Bangladesh say they have removed a long-dead foetus from the abdomen of a teenage boy who was complaining of stomach pains.

They said the foetus would have become the boy’s twin had it grown normally in their mother’s womb. They said it was a case of an extremely rare condition where two foetuses are conceived as conjoined twins but one absorbs the other.

“After the operation we found a dead foetus weighing two kilograms (4.5lbs) in his abdomen,” Doctor MA Mazid said, the AFP news agency reports. “Apart from the head, all other limbs of the baby were developed.”

The condition is known as “foetus in foeto”, or inclusion twin…

(Found by James Everett, thanks)


Not So Great Moments In Smoking

June 27th, 2005 | researchmaterial

India’s recent decision to ban smoking in movies and on television has ignited controversy in the popular Bollywood film industry, despite government officials’ claims that such scenes glamorize tobacco use.

Bollywood, the most prolific film producer in the world, has a long history of portraying heroes and villains with cigarettes or hand-rolled “bidis” dangling from their lips.

But starting October 2, new films and television shows will be prohibited from showing actors smoking.

While some actors have expressed support for the new restrictions, filmmakers claim that the government is infringing on artistic expression. Indian director Shekhar Kapur, who helmed the 1997 Oscar-nominated film “Elizabeth,” expressed concerns that the new regulations could lead to further censorship.

“The Indian government has always thought themselves able to do whatever they feel is necessary to curtail artistic freedoms,” Kapur said. “The fear is not that we have to stop showing people smoking. The fear is that this is the beginning of a series of bans.”

Even Censor Board chief Sharmila Tagore called it “a decision taken in haste and very unaesthetic in taste…”


“BBC Cult” Site Closes

June 27th, 2005 | brainjuice

BBC – Cult Television – Cult closes 15 July:

Sadly, as part of the restructuring of the BBC’s online activities, this site is closing at the end of the month.

We’re trying to find alternative bbc.co.uk homes for some sites, but much of the content will be removed from the servers, and that which remains will not be maintained.

We’d like to thank all our users (700,000 of you last month!), and to everyone who expressed an opinion of us in the BBC’s Online Audience survey (we nearly came top – beaten only by those pesky News people).


Edison Hate Future

June 27th, 2005 | brainjuice

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Superburst Mixtape Streaming

June 26th, 2005 | music

Just noting that the Superburst Mixtapes can now also be heard through the Libsyn Player found in the right-hand menubar, three panes down.

Tracklistings for the Superburst Mixtapes can be found by clicking their related category in the left-hand menubar.

My website has a soundtrack now. Not that the zillion people reading this through RSS care…


Mperia 3.0

June 26th, 2005 | music

Mperia.com has new site design, bloggy bits, working up new networked profile pages, new car smell, three penises.

And music. Lots of music.