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  1. Now the question is when are you going to sell them????? Because me likey and me wantsy…

  2. Wow. Now I know what to use my Arduino for!

    The hard part will be tricking Warren into reading off fifty or so wake-up messages.

  3. Ben Ben

    Well lubed juice-boxes is exactly how i think of my fellow man

  4. Sean Gallagher Sean Gallagher

    I would gladly purchase one of these.

  5. Jason McCulley Jason McCulley

    Right, so when are you licensing this?

  6. Chris eleet. Chris eleet.

    Please license something like this, It would be amazing!(Until it gos off while your SO is there and calls them a Squirrel molester or some such.

  7. Jason Jason

    Its about the small things really. He took the effort to make sure that it actually resembled the specs from Transmet. I can respect that. I would also purchase this for my guest bedroom. I do not like guests.

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  9. gaute gaute

    Now that is a truly disturbing thought.

  10. those would sell like hot cakes after the fat camp revolution

  11. legion legion


  12. I’m sure no one who is your fan WOULDN’T want one. Hell, I’d buy two!

  13. Liz Liz

    Now is it scary or a marketing opportunity?

  14. Andrew Andrew

    …I’ll take twenty.

  15. James O'Dwyer James O'Dwyer

    Where can I get one of those alarm clocks?

    We need soundbytes and a clock, people.
    We need to make this happen!

  16. Fred Davis Fred Davis

    I’m trying to think of something better than a Warren Ellis voiced satnav now.

  17. Love. Want. NEED.

  18. faralar faralar

    This is the kind of thing that seems awesome on paper, but knowing my temper in the morning I would end up hating you if I had an alarm clock like that…and that just seems wrong.

  19. Yeah, I think the world needs the Ellis alarm clock.

  20. Rob Rob

    Want. btw, and certainly no purview of yours, but fyi and all that kinda thing – the ceramic travel mugs at the TOTW Cafe Press store LEAK LIKE A SIEVE – which is disappointing, after having if shipped to Japan. The regular mugs and Tshirts are teh awesome, though. I await my alarm clock.

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