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T-Shirt Of The Week #001: LOVE

I has a scheme. Or, more properly, Ariana and I has a scheme. On Twitter, I’ve been joking about turning some of my stupider comments into t-shirts. And then I thought, hold on, there’s only one way to make this joke funnier. And that’s to actually do it. So Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, this is what we’re going to do.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #001: LOVE:


Also, for this first week, we’re also offering a couple of other things that will be perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.


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  1. Jon Jon

    Excellent idea. If I believed in money, I’d be ecstatic.


    And for those of us in the US?

  3. Sinistra Sinistra

    Fucking excellent! And here’s me needing a new apron. What are the odds?

  4. Wisdom.

  5. They did something similar for The Venture Brothers last season, where they did a shirt for every episode “t-shirt a a week club. They did the fulfillment and shipping themselves, though, which sounded like a serious pain in the ass. Archival information located here:

  6. Derek Doss Derek Doss

    Well done, sir.

  7. sleestak sleestak

    Ah hell.
    I can already feel my impoverished soul twitching for a complete set of Warren Ellis shirts.

  8. Bjöörb Bjöörb

    If you’re gonna do just text, how about making a white text on black garment version as well?

  9. Warren Ellis Warren Ellis

    Works fine for the US — sorry, the link got posted as because Cafe Press detects my location and forcibly redirects me, and I wasn’t paying attention…

  10. kris kris

    absolutely massive idea! ordering one for my gf birthday!

  11. Bjöörb Bjöörb

    I could also be persuaded to fork over some of my hard earned cash for a “WHERE’S MY SODDING TEA” mug. Or something to that effect.

  12. Chiara Chiara

    I like the tea mug idea since I don’t drink coffee. I’m excited to see what the Tee for next week will say.

  13. NotQuiteAllHere NotQuiteAllHere

    I liked the love quote when it was an Edison Hate Future tee for a very brief period. I still like it now. But if some of the other EHF ones start turning up, someone’s going to have to buy me an early Xmas present… OR ELSE.

  14. Red Wolf Red Wolf

    I would ask if there’s any chance of black shirts, but Cafepress is seriously crap at dark coloured shirts

  15. Steph O Steph O

    CNN does that with world headlines, but I like yours better!

  16. Zola Zola

    I can’t wait for Warren Ellis Put His Disease In Me.

  17. Patti Patti

    Great idea! But why only make them available for a week? Costs nothing to leave them up there, doesn’t it?

  18. “turning some of my stupider comments into t-shirts”

    My god, I wish had that sort of audacity, nerve and egoism (if egoism is a real word).

    The only thing I do with my stupider comments is dwell on how amazingly stupid the comments were late at night when I can’t sleep.

  19. Rebekah Rebekah

    Is there any sort of ultimate fanboy option where you can pay a bulk price and subscribe for a month or two at a time? I’d love to get these for my Warren Ellis fanboy but am a bit lazy and would rather have a single effort with multiple rewards.

  20. Chris Chris

    Sweet Swiss Jesus! That coffee mug made my organs twitch menacingly.

    And I can’t order any.


    Now I’m depressed. To hell with you, Warren Ellis.

  21. Eric Eric

    any chance at getting a Godzilla Bukkae Night shirt?

  22. Fabio Fabio

    One week! Is like expect the next issue or a Frank Ironwine comic-book.

  23. Is it intentional that the IEU logo looks like a spikey penis?

  24. Damn, want this shirt bad, unfortunately I’m penniless. Maybe next one!

  25. Casey Casey

    I fucking love the coffee mug! And the LOVE shirt is badass too.

  26. Shannon (seahorsemystic) Shannon (seahorsemystic)

    I am interesting in the shirt and the coffee mug, but I was wondering if you ship to the states?

  27. Shannon (seahorsemystic) Shannon (seahorsemystic)

    Nevermind. I bought one!

  28. Gord The Canadian Gord The Canadian

    I think I missed the shirt this week, but are those coffee mugs going to be available for longer?

  29. Margie Margie

    Is the Love shirt gone forever? I missed it!! Now, I still have to kill you, but am not obligated to hide your body, I guess. Bring back the shirt!

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