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  1. Melinda Melinda


    Oh man. *sniffle* Oh that’s GREAT.

  2. Leto Leto

    I think we broke his site, or maybe its just me.

  3. steve o mac steve o mac

    thats amazingly cool :)

  4. Why aren’t you sure what to say? It’s true, isn’t it?

  5. Of course, by now, His Majesty has dispatched liveried minions, laden with gold and silver coins with His Royal Visage engraved upon them, to the abode of the artist to purchase the illustration.

    Said illustration to be engraved in reverse upon the underside of, yes, a 16 ton weight.

    This weight will be kept in America, and will make public appearances only at San Diego ComicCon, suspended above the unwashed masses as they cram into the hall. Randomly, it will drop, crusing one or more of the rabble into colorful, slightly 3-D reproduction of the artwork.

    His Majesty’s robotic arm at ComicCon will affix the Royal Seal of Approval and the remains will be auctioned off to help pay for the daily Ellis supply of Red Bull and cigarettes.

    At least, that’s how the Universe SHOULD work.

  6. Christine Christine

    Well, obviously. That’s a fairly accurate depiction of what happens any time you visit this site.

  7. Warren Ellis: Iconoclast
    1 a person who attacks cherished beliefs or institutions.
    2 a destroyer of images used in religious worship, in particular

  8. E0157H7 E0157H7

    You really should have brained that little bastard with the walking aid.
    Have to show them who’s boss, after all.

  9. Looks pretty accurate to me, Warren. Heh heh.

  10. Orson Orson

    That’s pretty much how I figured it worked.

    Really, one day on Whitechapel I figure if I say something stupid, the screen goes dark and you jump out and kill me with the Cane of Beating Assholes.

  11. rh rh

    ask him to let you use the last panel as a signature or something.

  12. buddha rhubarb butter buddha rhubarb butter

    Love like this cannot be bought, it must be earned.

  13. Butoh Butoh


  14. Oh good, I’m glad everyone likes it. I was worried that it might come off too snarky. I’m not the smartest guy in the room, but I’m too smart to bait Warren Ellis on the Internet, where he is king. Warren, you are of course welcome to use any of that in any way you like–I think my site finally healed up from the surprise attention, which occurred at the same time as a post from John Martz at

  15. thedirtyground thedirtyground

    Oh, I think that made me wet myself. Just a little bit.

  16. As long as this person isn’t stalking you I think your in the green…

  17. That should be made into a full-time comic strip or at least a children’s book.

  18. Dustin Harbin is easily one of my favorite cartoonists. Also, one of my favorite pole dancers. I wish he had a public access cable TV show.

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