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Porn star and former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey will be joining her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis, in attending a dinner with President Bush in Washington, D.C. on June 14.

Kulkis was invited to attend the event by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), which is organizing the event. Over a two-day course of NRCC events preceding the dinner, Carey and Kulkis will be attending a meeting with presidential advisor Karl Rove, giving their recommendations on important national issues.

“I’m hoping to run as Lieutenant Governor of California next year,” Carey said. “Since Arnold {Schwarzenegger} is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me.”

“I’m honored to be invited to this event,” Kulkis said. “Republicans bill themselves as the pro-business party. Well, you won’t find a group of people more pro-business than pornographers. We contributed over $10 billion to the national economy last year…”

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  2. Melinda Melinda

    “Tight Bush Loosens Up, Lubricates Morals With Porn-Queen’s Politics”

  3. Bush will probably do what I do: Fast-forward through all the talky parts until he gets to the hardcore action. Which in this case will probably be Carey, Condi Rice, Cheney’s daughter, and the first lady engaging in a “summit meeting” within the comfortable confines of Lincoln’s bedroom. “Four whores and seven beers ago…”

    In other news there are actually Republican pornographers. Isn’t that kind of like having lesbian members of NAMBLA?

  4. JJ JJ

    Wow..go Karl Rove. After fucking the USA, looks like good ole Karl is going after some washed up porn star poonani.

    If we’re lucky, we might catch Bush and Rove get the money shot on Carey, then wipe their dicks on the american flag.

  5. So this is what they mean when they say business and government are fucking each other. Or maybe it\’s an example for the American public of how to look like you\’re enjoying it while you\’re getting fucked hard.

  6. inferno inferno

    Republican pornographers. It makes sense in that sick, twisted, perfectly-obvious-when-you-think-about-it kind of way (like serial killer logic or McDonalds).

    Republicanism is all about cash and fucking people, just like porn! The relationship between the acts is different, but the elements are common.

  7. Kevin Hogan Kevin Hogan

    Heh, heh, you said “insert!”

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