Conan! What Is Best In Life?

November 23rd, 2010: Post #11184

"Cutting off your own thumbs. Because, you know, fuck evolution."

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

November 10th, 2010: Post #11035

“Keeping a sword handy!” (The annual Phuket Vegetarian Festival always brings out the determined and intrepid. This is probably less hardcore than some of the genuinely mental stuff I’ve seen in previous years.)

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

November 4th, 2010: Post #11000

“Beads. Shiny shiny beads.”

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

April 14th, 2010: Post #9142

"Oral hygiene."

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

March 26th, 2010: Post #8918

"Turning my cock into a puckered arsehole!" Some people still believe I invented the saline infusion game in CROOKED LITTLE VEIN. No.