Conan! What Is Best In Life?

October 12th, 2009: Post #7833

"Weighted tentacle labia!" Or not, frankly. Note: “Conan!” links are rarely safe for conservative workplaces or your belief in human nature. (Previously, on "Conan! What Is Best In Life?")

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

July 17th, 2009: Post #7568

"A relaxing cigarette." (Actually, this is quite interesting.)

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

July 12th, 2009: Post #7535

"BATTLE!" (warrenellis.com is not safe for work. Conan! posts are not safe for your perception of 21st Century society.) (Hello to anyone coming here from Observer Music Monthly. The post they were citing is very short and is here.) (tip of the hat to Jordan at ModBlog, doing a fine job)

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

June 22nd, 2009: Post #7461

"Well… it’s not quite as good as having eyes in the back of your head, but…" (edited to add: via ModBlog, of course)

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

June 1st, 2009: Post #7361

"Somewhere safe to keep your pen."