Conan! What Is Best In Life?

February 5th, 2010: Post #8560

"Romance." (Last Conan! for a while, I promise.)

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

January 29th, 2010: Post #8492

AUGH CHRIST NO GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THERE GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THERE What is best in life? That moment when your too-curious friend takes their goddamn fingers out of there, I would imagine.

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

January 13th, 2010: Post #8329

For some men? Just getting rid of the damned thing. A particularly reasoned note in the comments section of the above link, by the post’s author Sean Philips: …here are a few explanations I have heard over the years (none from this guy in particular). -Wanting to make the ultimate commitment to being a gay [...]

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

November 12th, 2009: Post #7960

"DAY-GLO HUMAN UDDERS!" (I feel I must point out that these are really not what are best in life, and that Molly Crabapple should be arrested and probably waterboarded for making me look at this.) (And also this.) (Cowgirls. Honestly.)