Conan! What Is Best In Life?

May 15th, 2012: Post #14032

“Those hook things they used to ride the sandworms in DUNE.  You know the ones.  The hooks go in, and, um…y’know, that’s some really nice thin wire you got there…”   Conan! What Is Best In Life is a long-standing warrenellis dot com tradition.  You should not view Conan! posts if you or your workplace [...]

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

December 14th, 2011: Post #13558

“Creating an electrified torture rack for my penis!” Or, to paraphrase William Gibson, the penis finds its own uses for things.  That’s a consumer-grade TENS machine, the sort of thing you can pick up on Amazon for forty quid. Oh.  Yeah.  You might not want to click through on it.  Should have mentioned that earlier.  [...]

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

August 15th, 2011: Post #13086

“Love AND war.”   (Previously on Conan! What Is Best In Life?)

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

February 7th, 2011: Post #11971

“Divesting your life of the things you don’t use. Like, for instance, nipples.” A very mild Conan! post, I know, but they don’t all have to be horrorshows, and this is actually kind of interesting: I haven’t seen a nipple nullification after a year’s healing before. it’s almost like your eyes are playing tricks on [...]

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

January 23rd, 2011: Post #11687

“Clanking.”