“Those hook things they used to ride the sandworms in DUNE. You know the ones. The hooks go in, and, um…y’know, that’s some really nice thin wire you got there…” Conan! What Is Best In Life is a long-standing warrenellis dot com tradition. You should not view Conan! posts if you or your workplace … Continue reading Conan! What Is Best In Life?
“Creating an electrified torture rack for my penis!” Or, to paraphrase William Gibson, the penis finds its own uses for things. That’s a consumer-grade TENS machine, the sort of thing you can pick up on Amazon for forty quid. Oh. Yeah. You might not want to click through on it. Should have mentioned that earlier. … Continue reading Conan! What Is Best In Life?