London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son

July 9th, 2005 | researchmaterial

So DeathBoy finds this LiveJournal community called london_hurts, wherein some well-meaning American gommos post virtual hugs and special e-tears and things.

And then some Londoners found the site. And started remixing the community banner:

Pausing only to drop comments like “If you’re all Londoners today, that’s eight quid each for the congestion charge” and “London doesn’t hurt. Anal sex hurts when attempted without lubricant.”

London still fucking hates you, mate.

18 Responses to “London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son”

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    This is why Londoners won’t be beaten by terrorists.

  2. Sarcasm, nihilism, alcoholism alive and well in London
    Warren Ellis reports: So DeathBoy finds this LiveJournal community called london_hurts, wherein some well-meaning American gommos post virtual hugs and special e-tears and things. And then some Londoners found the site. And started remixing the communi…

  3. Do American girls like Britsh guys as much as everyone says?
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  4. “if you’re all londoners today, that’s eight quid each for the congestion charge”
    So DeathBoy finds this LiveJournal community called london_hurts, wherein some well-meaning American gommos post virtual hugs and special e-tears and things. And then some Londoners found the site. And started remixing the community banner…
    Warren E…

  5. London hurts?
    More like “London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son”. (Thanks Tom.)

  6. London Hurts?
    Although the sympathy that London has received over the last three of four days is appreciated it has been noted that some Londoners are reacting to some of the more saccharine notes with typical British resolve. Warren Ellis (who we recently interview…

  7. Terror grips London not
    This is my official obligatory 7/7 tragedy post. Londoners have responded to the terrorist attacks the way I imagined they would: have tea. And figure out how to get to work tomorrow. If the terrorists’ mission was to instill terror,…

  8. London loves…a day off
    Warren Ellis points to the healthy vandalism perpetrated on a dopey LiveJournal site attempting to “empathise” with Londonders. Well, Londoners went in, and changed the tagline: from “today I’m a Londoner and today I hurt” to “today I’m a London…

  9. London will fucking twat you in a minute, son
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  12. London hurts? Hardly
    London hurts? Hardly [c/o Boing Boing]…

  13. links for 2005-07-13
    MSNBC: “Elton John’s party guests were stunned when they were told that they were not to speak to the Rocket Man unless spoken to.” Not that this is an original comment, but I guess The Bitch Is Back, then…

  14. […] If the terrorists’ mission was to instill terror, clearly the Brits had ensured it was a failure. In the face of the incident they have shown resilience — as is so subtly displayed on We’re Not Afraid — and their famous sense of humour, definitely evident in their distaste for sympathy and jingoism. Perhaps a large enough settlement of Malaysians there could remedy that. […]

  15. […] We also reserve the right to take the piss. Posted by Sharon on 10 July 2005 at 1:01 pm […]

  16. […] And calling out defiance, pride and history too, whether from near or far. London calling yes I was there too An’ you know what they said - well some of it was true! London calling at the top of the dial An’ after all this won’t you give me a smile? […]

  17. […] each other on our stoical British sense of humour and London’s indomitable spirit. (And perhaps we won’t.) But at the time, we’ll resist for no other reason than that we like our lives and want to […]

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Miss Piggy?s Teaches of Peaches

Coilhouse - 20 Nov 09

Every time an issue of the magazine goes to print, things somehow turn Highly Inappropriate here at Coilhouse. This is apparent to anyone who was there on Twitter during the hours of our final revision deadline yesterday night. And it’s only going to get worse before Issue 04’s out.So to celebrate, a video of Miss Piggy singing “Fuck the Pain Away” by Peaches. It’s that kind of day.

[via Shannon]


Post tags: Madness, Music, Puppetry

claytoncubitt: Will Blanche, ?The Newly Constructed Towers of...

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claytoncubitt:

Will Blanche, ?The Newly Constructed Towers of the World Trade Center Seen From the South Side on West Street, May, 1973? (via These Americans)

See also:Mitch Epstein, ?West Side Highway, New York City? [looking towards World Trade Center] 1977

Percy Jackson trailer

Kung Fu Monkey - 20 Nov 09

Seriously, if I were 12, this would have melted my brain. I love this trailer.

JOURNAL: How to Break and Open Source Insurgency

John Robb - 20 Nov 09

Short Answer:  divide it.

It's long been my contention that Iraq was stabilized at an acceptable level of controlled chaos due to a happy accident by al Qaeda (in an attempt to expand/lead the loose insurgency in a new direction).  What did they do?   They blew up the Golden Mosque in Samara in 2006.  This act of symbolic terrorism did indeed disrupt social networks as anticipated, however the consequences were ultimately disastrous for the Iraqi open source insurgency.  

Baghdad_Ethnic_2007_late_smThe reason for this is it broke the dynamics of the open source insurgency in ways the US and Iraqi government's COIN efforts could not.  First, it created a permanent split between Sunni and Shiite insurgent groups/militias.  Coopetition ended.  Second, it motivated large Shiite militias to start an ethnic cleansing of Sunni areas.  This put acute pressure on Sunni guerrilla groups who were too small (by design to avoid US counter-pressure) to defend themselves against large militias operating in the open.  The result was an opening, very close to the one I described in my 2005 NYTimes OpEd, that allowed the US to convert Sunni guerrilla groups into militias that were not loyal to the central government (in direct contradiction to its COIN manual).   

It's a nice example of the dynamics of many to many conflict, social network disruption, and the development open source counterinsurgency.

See this excellent description at the blog, "Musings on Iraq" for more detail on the ethnic cleansing operations.  It also includes this money quote: "the majority of the Sunni insurgency gave up and switched sides to align with the Americans rather than face annihilation at the hands of the Shiite militias, Al Qaeda in Iraq, or the United States."

NOTE:  it's pretty clear from the above that social network disruption (either through attacks on symbolic targets or blood and guts terrorism) is like playing horseshoes with live hand grenades.  It's ultimately a losing strategy for advancing an open source insurgency.  Social network disruption is very likely to break standing order 6:  don't fork the insurgency.

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-20

Girl Farts - 20 Nov 09

LINKS: 20 NOV 09

John Robb - 20 Nov 09

Some random items of interest:

  • Vigilante militias in Rio are displacing the drug gangs -- favelas under the control of militias has grown from 108 in 2005 to 400 in 2008 (out of 965).  Why?  They have a better (albeit parasitic) conflict/business model than the drug gangs since they act as a substitute for missing public goods/services normally supplied by the government.  First, they provide a minimal level of security and conflict adjudication.  Second, they make more money than the drug gangs by "taxing" everything from propane to cable TV to the gray market.  
  • US gray economy estimated at $1 Trillion (not including criminal, outside of the evasion of taxes and regulation, activities) and growing faster than the "legal" economy.  
  • Proposal and wiki for an open source fabrication lab.
  • Somali pirates are expanding operations into the Indian ocean.  The combination of positive feedback loops (maritime insurance + rapid payoffs by crisis negotiators) and legal ambiguity (the biggest fear of a western navy and governments is that they might arrest a pirate -- prompting a massive/expensive legal tussle with few certain penalties and the forced extension of a visa to the former pirate once he is released from his short incarceration).  Is a franchise model for other locales possible?
  • Yes-we-can-secede
  • A business group in Ciudad Juarez asks for UN peacekeepers.  Hilarious. "Ciudad Juarez, population 1.5 million, has an average of seven homicides a day, with the total at 1,986 for this year through mid-October."
  • Seccession.net.  County based secession effort.  

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