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  1. sara sara


  2. Eric Palicki Eric Palicki

    mission accomplished.

  3. Jim Jim

    Be somebody… but don’t wear your hair like that woman at the end. And if your mother does, for God’s sake, tell her no!

  4. Oh. My. God.

    My eyes and ears are now bleeding.

  5. Andy Andy

    Your momma’s so ugly she has to get Mr. T to defend her.

  6. el_randall el_randall

    well, this time you’ve done it

  7. Pete Lawson Pete Lawson

    You cruel, cruel bastard Warren…

    I lasted 58 seconds before screaming and trying to shove toothpicks down my ears, is that a record?

  8. Man..scary thing is that I remember seeing this..’84 or ’85 or something. One of the PBS shows I think, 3-2-1 Contact or something.
    Thanks for making me relive my childhood through Mr. T, bastard…


    I feel complete… now I can turn on the gas and finish it all, safe in the knowledge that this is in the world.


  10. smithti smithti

    There is no God.
    No, Everything does NOT work out in the end.
    And Virgina can get bent ’cause Santa Claus is dead.
    Mr T killed him, along with my will to serf the internet ever again… ever.

    You must excuse me now.. I have to go out and find a way to distroy the past few minutes of my life.

  11. Arjan Arjan

    Those shorts are hot!

    I will call them…wait for it…T-shorts.

  12. el_randall el_randall

    t-shorts for all, foo’!!!

  13. del del

    if you think thats bad, wait till you hear his fashion tips…

  14. Rob Rob

    Years later Glenn Danzig would cite this as a major influence on his ‘hit’ “MOTHER”… that and the steroids I guess.

  15. Max Max

    Dance, Mr.T, DANCE!

  16. I own the original VHS tape that this comes from. I used to work at a drug counseling clinic and in exchange for having to process urine samples from surly crack users (and nice former crack users, to be honest) and sit next to a copy machine that smelled like pee from faxing drug screen results to probation officers, I helped myself to the Mr. T motivational video from our prevention library. The whole thing is like this–it’s a musical. These kids try to teach him how to breakdance. New Edition also makes an appearance. It is truly breathtaking.

  17. εδ εδ

    If only Ed Gein had been around to hear this…

  18. M. E. Hepler M. E. Hepler

    Thank you Warren. Thank you for this.

  19. T- Shorts are very hot. We should order some for Warren.
    Sexi Warren with just his cane and T- Shorts.
    Moo Hoo Ha Ha!!!

  20. *twitch*

  21. meg meg

    i found it utterly adorable.

  22. SAP SAP

    You know, when I finally do lose my hearing, I just know that this travesty will be playing in my head until the day I die.

    Thanks a lot, Warren.

  23. MuadMouse MuadMouse

    There is a cuteness here that escapes mere words.

  24. MrPerson MrPerson


    It’s like a Mad TV skit, only funny.

  25. BestrafeMich BestrafeMich

    When I think of the many soul anguishing ways to torture people I will think of this first.

  26. Mal Mal

    That’s gotta be the same stage as the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle…

  27. Johnny Anarchy Johnny Anarchy

    If those shorts were any shorter his testicles would be wearing a thong.

  28. “Yo momma’s snatch be so nasty, they make contestants eat it on Fear Factor!”

    Truly, this is comedy.

  29. James Kislingbury James Kislingbury

    I hate to act jaded in Warren Ellis’ very own website– but I’ve seen that video a good year or two ago…which is trumped, I suppose by people who actually saw the infernal thing on the TV.

    Still though, I forgot it ever existed. Must have been my brain protecting me.

  30. Oh yes, this little flick of horror has made it’sw rounds on the net before.
    It’s still awful to watch. Not awful, but close.

  31. You Destroyed mine

  32. I love how Mr. T was willing to let the rude insults continue to fly UNTIL they DARED bring Mothers into it…

  33. i can’t help but wonder what MR T’s mother had to say about this.

    is it a bad sign when things like this are no longer unsettling?

  34. James Kislingbury James Kislingbury

    If it ain’t tubgirl– it ain’t shit.

  35. Marc Manzo Marc Manzo

    You know Warren, of all the disturbing shit you’ve ever put on your site, this is by far the winner.

  36. Ricky K Ricky K

    After foolishly watching that all the way through, I wish I was fucking dead.

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