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  1. Steve D Steve D

    Sure she will. While she’s slamming the back of your skull with a high-heeled shoe.

  2. Pandrio Androtti Pandrio Androtti

    My father stopped smoking in February; this series of posts will torture him to no end. Or not. Still brilliant.

  3. Illogic Illogic

    I’m with Steve on this one. I’d guess for an ashtray embedded in the neck, but that’s me. I’m a sucker for blunt objects.
    Speaking of which, if you hit someone with the heel of a stiletto, is that considered stabbing?

  4. I was going to take notes, but, considering the comments…probably not the best idea. :P

    @Illogic: Depends. Are stiletto’s always sharp and pointy? If so, yes, I would imagine so.

  5. “Stub it out on her thigh and she’ll quiver in delight.”

    Tipalet. The BDSM cigarette.

  6. Craig Craig

    “Blow in her face and she’ll follow you anywhere”


    Also, am I wrong, or is that the new Spock blowing it in Eliza Dushku’s face?

  7. Mr. Ellis, I had a dream that a giant joint made out of a pregnant Virgin Mary blow-up doll fell out of the sky and landed in the street. You smoked her by sucking on her plastic clit.

    I know this has nothing to do with your post, but it made me think of you.

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