* Gah. England vs US game not being videostreamed anywhere I can find. #eng #nationalisticbollocks #yankbeating #fail
* Found a stream, just in time.
* Note to #USA players: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE YOUR LEGS
* Rooney pauses at the touchline to sniff the air, make fire with sticks #eng
* get up you poof he only kicked you in the lung
* England apologises for fielding a goalkeeper who quite clearly took rather a lot of heroin before the match commenced.
* Dangerous tackle, my arse. In Millwall they call that "foreplay."
* Ah. The England team appear to have gotten drunk during half-time.
* Rooney confused by round thing flying through air. It am not bird. Maybe still good to eat? Rooney try to kill with head.
* I wish to assure our American friends that, for this performance, the England team will in fact be executed.
* Jesus. That was like watching two dozen fraggles wrestling in a pit of molasses.