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    Howdy, y’all. We’re all back safe and sound from the Austin trip. Took a few photos and might put one or two online when we get the time. Lest y’all think that the mighty Manufacturers have gone all soft with…

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  1. it’s like you and david rees should do something together!

  2. Why does Edison’s brain blood hate me, I only shat in it once.

  3. where are these marvelous zen comics. I really really hate Edison. Ok, the Edison’s mob created Hollywood, but anyway… Viva les Lumiere brothers! Dead to killerpuppies Edison!
    FABIO
    from the city of the Buenos Aires.

  4. Warren, will you one day collect the Edison stuff into a book? Possibly some kind of manga-sized volume that we can tote around in our back pockets to flip through and shout appropriate quotes at random passersby from?

  5. DensityDUck DensityDUck

    Machines to clean brain blood…you mean like one of these jobbies?
    http://philadelphia.bizjournals.com/philadelphia/stories/1999/08/09/story6.html

    They drill a hole into the top of your skull and stick a tube in there.
    A machine pumps in oxygenated flourocarbon fluid, and that keeps the brain from dying when
    you have a stroke and blood can’t circulate. This is also used to wash out the blood from
    an aneurysm.

    But, of course, the dickhead who ran the company blew all his money on candy and trash, and
    the whole thing dried up and blew away. It’s a shame, too, because it actually worked.
    According to the story I heard, one of the patients in the trial had a stroke that completely
    occluded the blood supply to one side of his brain. About a week afterwards, they were trying
    to get him to respond; “say something”, “move your left arm”, that kind of business. After several
    minutes of the nurse bothering him, he rolled his eyes and gave her the finger.

  6. Russell Willis Russell Willis

    I apologize Warren. If I had known you were as close to Edison as you clearly are, I wouldn’t have used — hate filled bad Edison blood juice — … umm.. sorry. Sorry again … I’ll come to Southend and apologize, if that what it takes, Oh Literary One.

    Let’s make up.

    Russsell

  7. Please. I beg you. I beg you on my knees that scrape against unfinished concrete floor and make me want to stop wasting blood, make Edison Hate Future shirts. Make them in many sizes, in whatever color Edison does not hate.

  8. Edison Hate Future is the ultimate in vignette comics. Requires no drawing talent, requires only the precise, witty mind of its creator and the (hopefully) equally-as-savvy readership that it courts.

    Red Meat could stand to learn a lesson or three from Edison.

  9. Edison invaded brain.
    Now brain only makes sentences
    with no definite
    or indefinite articles.

    Now more people consider me freak.

  10. Russell Willis Russell Willis

    Edison love vacuum.

    Edison thinks invented vacuum.

    Edison doesn’t want people to think he sucks, though.

  11. Russell Willis Russell Willis

    Edison aghast at acccusations of grammar and punctuation. Not Edison. Wary.

  12. Russell Willis Russell Willis

    Edison not make puns. Also aghast at Edisom people who want be like Edison.

  13. Russell Willis Russell Willis

    … but T-shirts are the best idea yet.

  14. Edison v. Oppenheimer! Issue #0! IN CHROMOLY!

    Aaaaaa!

  15. GMW GMW

    whats the word on the edison shirts? i want one.

  16. the word on edison shirts is apparently “nonexistent,” sadly. how about little Edison Hate Future lithographs or pinups? I work in a big bank building that could use some of Edison’s special hate.

  17. richard richard

    warren, i’ve been reading this for awhile now. i think they’re hilarious. please keep making EDISON HATE FUTURE!
    yes to t-shirts.

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  1. Anyone want an Edison t-shirt? Someone asked me…

  2. I wouldn’t say no

  3. Mat Mat

    It’d be quite good if they were available. But which one of the texts would you use?

  4. People have been asking for the “stabby stabby” one.

  5. Mat Mat

    That would’ve been my request as well. I assume it’d be a Cafepress affair if done?

  6. “edison never let fuckers see him cry” would be my vote.

  7. Kevin Kevin

    I’ll take one!

  8. James James

    I’d definitly buy a stabby stabby.

  9. Gareth Gareth

    I’d have one. I’d probably want the initial “edison hate future”, since it looks to me like it’d work best stripped of context – i.e. on a t-shirt seen by someone who has no idea what the hell it’s about. “she will regret leaving edison” looks like it might also work pretty well in that regard.

  10. Any one of them would make a spectacular t-shirt. I’m going to offer up unsolicited and probably useless votes for “fuck you up” “please do not leave,” “never let fuckers see him cry” and “so alone” as other potential t-shirts that would make me giddy and inclined to wield a credit card in irresponsible ways.

  11. corben corben

    Thats a good idea. I would buy one. I buy the rest of your crap.

  12. yes, please, sir. i was going to suggest it as a solution to finnancing bandwidth. “never let fuckers see him cry” is my vote… and please do make them on black shirts.

  13. I always enjoy t-shirts that traumatize friends and co-workers. Your writing already traumatizes my fiance, so a t-shirt would be a nice additional touch. Any of the suggestions sounds good to me

  14. Karl Karl

    I’d buy it. I would, however, like to see an uncropped illustration of Edison on it. I hate it when shit gets cut off on my shirts. It’s why I hate iron-ons.

  15. Damien Damien

    Yeah, i’ll buy your filthy merchandise. You’re a horrible bastard, but i don’t want you to die, yet.

  16. Melinda Melinda

    I want the one about Edison not wearing any pants all this time.

  17. lukebunny lukebunny

    Yep. I’d buy one! Stabby stabby or fuck you up would be my choice.

  18. Stefan Stefan

    Yes please

  19. Not only would I buy it, I’d WEAR it!

  20. count me in…
    where do I send my wad of filthy cash?
    I\’ve been passing along the edison hate already amongst friends,
    now I can share it with the enemy too
    (that\’s everybody else…)

  21. I’d be good for “Fuck you up” and “Never let fuckers…”, provided they come in flattering chick sizes.

    Or with a complimentary chick in them.

  22. Chris Chris

    I’d like a “Stabby, Stabby” and/or a “Doesn’t let fuckers see him cry.” Just need to fixing my PayPal first.

  23. It’s got to be either “edison is so alone” or “edison never let the fuckers see him cry”.

  24. Dave Dave

    Yup, gimme one of those. Either the original “hate future” one or “fuck you up”

  25. James Lo James Lo

    \”never let fuckers\” and \”please don\’t leave\” are my favourites. now, on the business end of things, how about a print-to-order customise-your-colours deal? you could link up with a network of t-shirt printers around the world to save on delivery costs (not to mention crippling exchange rates, like for us in malaysia). i\’d order one for each day of the week, frankly…

  26. Frito Frito

    Poor Edison, will he never find love? Will he never get over the transexual granny porn that placed him in his catotonic state?

  27. dave dave

    of course we all want t-shirts. You’re just gonna have to do all of them though, ‘cos everyone’s got their favourite (Edison is so hot right now). While we’re on the subject, the wankmonkey photo from a few weeks ago would look great on my chest…

  28. Vote for the first Edison here. And mayhap the naked one. Ah, who am I fooling, I’d buy the lot. In particular on a girly tee.

  29. Raven Raven

    Warren is Sexi!
    I want a shirt :}

  30. Vicky Hall Vicky Hall

    If I buy one, is it going to be a nice fitted thing or am I going to have to go at it with scissors to make it girl-shaped? What about the guilt from funding your red bull habit?

  31. Dusty Dusty

    I’d buy one

    Keep Edison coming Warren

  32. Paul W Paul W

    Another vote for “Please do not leave Edison”

    How about a batcock shirt?

  33. richard richard

    i think if you make t-shirts, they should be just EDISON HATE FUTURE.
    or making them into badges, off centre-like, that’d be cool too.

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