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Collecting Stray Thoughts – 2008-09-30

  • Tally: 4pp script and a shitload of notes. See you on the other side. #
  • apparently it’s @bremxjones birthday. Congratulations on having failed to die thus far. (I just woke up, whaddayawant fuck shit bugger) #
  • Kitchen Lab: sweet potato & roasted garlic mash. Onion & beer marmalade. Garlic being roasted in beer. Please ignore obvious denominator. #
  • Kitchen Lab: successful fusing of beer and food into delicious supernutrition. I am like Tesla. Only with beer. #
  • Yes. I am Tesla and you are all Edison. Which means I’ll die penniless & alone in a hotel room while obsessively counting my pubes. #
  • @harrisment the beer used in this experiment was the excellent Black Adder from . Fine people they are too. #
  • I have 7997 people following me on Twitter. I think we should sacrifice the 8000th to Satan. What do you say? #
  • O Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère… #
  • @matthewrex is the 8000th follower of this account. I’m sorry to tell you, but the other 7999 want to sacrifice you to Satan. Or Joe Pesci. #
  • Also, you have to click this: #
  • @urbavore — no, no, that’s just for the 8000th person. A special treat. And now I’m going back to stabbing this script with parangs. #
  • Experiments in food: #

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