Drive-By

June 29th, 2010 | photography

Is it me, or is the Newsarama blog just complete wreckage these days? On a quick skim, it looks like only a couple of the crew on that thing are even conscious.

Something called Geekosystem asked me if I was on Team Edward or Team Jacob. Not sure if they’re going to use my answer. Their site looks pretty clean, and my answer… wasn’t. I mean, who asks a 42-year-old man that? Team Sparklenonce or Team Dogfucksbaby. What’s wrong with you?


8 Responses to “Drive-By”

  1. I agree with you on all counts. Vehemently.

  2. Silly tweens, Joss Whedon did i t better.

  3. Team Dogfucksbaby?…Yes, yes I am.

    Are there T-Shirts?

    Cause I’d by the official Jersey.

  4. I choose team Dragon’s Breath Shotgun rounds.

  5. True. That’s like asking “Boxers or briefs?” when the answer is “Depends”.

  6. If they don’t run it, will you?

  7. Heh, Geekosystem did indeed run Warren’s response, found here: http://www.geekosystem.com/team-edward-team-jacob-geeks/

    Drew Curtis’s response was also good.

  8. I read the first three chapters of Twilight and it was the first time in my life where i truly wanted to burn a book. But, i knew if i had done so i would have been swarmed by teenage virgins and middle aged soccer moms filled with Dawn of the Dead re-make zombie-like rage.