London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son

July 9th, 2005 | researchmaterial

So DeathBoy finds this LiveJournal community called london_hurts, wherein some well-meaning American gommos post virtual hugs and special e-tears and things.

And then some Londoners found the site. And started remixing the community banner:

Pausing only to drop comments like “If you’re all Londoners today, that’s eight quid each for the congestion charge” and “London doesn’t hurt. Anal sex hurts when attempted without lubricant.”

London still fucking hates you, mate.

18 Responses to “London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son”

  1. London Hurts? Not Bloody Likely!
    I know you will probably already have seen this but…

    This is why Londoners won’t be beaten by terrorists.

  2. Sarcasm, nihilism, alcoholism alive and well in London
    Warren Ellis reports: So DeathBoy finds this LiveJournal community called london_hurts, wherein some well-meaning American gommos post virtual hugs and special e-tears and things. And then some Londoners found the site. And started remixing the communi…

  3. Do American girls like Britsh guys as much as everyone says?
    http://www.warrenellis.com/index.php?p=971

  4. “if you’re all londoners today, that’s eight quid each for the congestion charge”
    So DeathBoy finds this LiveJournal community called london_hurts, wherein some well-meaning American gommos post virtual hugs and special e-tears and things. And then some Londoners found the site. And started remixing the community banner…
    Warren E…

  5. London hurts?
    More like “London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son”. (Thanks Tom.)

  6. London Hurts?
    Although the sympathy that London has received over the last three of four days is appreciated it has been noted that some Londoners are reacting to some of the more saccharine notes with typical British resolve. Warren Ellis (who we recently interview…

  7. Terror grips London not
    This is my official obligatory 7/7 tragedy post. Londoners have responded to the terrorist attacks the way I imagined they would: have tea. And figure out how to get to work tomorrow. If the terrorists’ mission was to instill terror,…

  8. London loves…a day off
    Warren Ellis points to the healthy vandalism perpetrated on a dopey LiveJournal site attempting to “empathise” with Londonders. Well, Londoners went in, and changed the tagline: from “today I’m a Londoner and today I hurt” to “today I’m a London…

  9. London will fucking twat you in a minute, son
    London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son. A well-meaning american sets up a post-9/11 ish site for everyone to cry about london and “be a londoner today”. Londoners find it, messages change tone to the likes of “If…


  10. Warrenellis.com » London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son…

  11. London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son
    Warrenellis.com…

  12. London hurts? Hardly
    London hurts? Hardly [c/o Boing Boing]…

  13. links for 2005-07-13
    MSNBC: “Elton John’s party guests were stunned when they were told that they were not to speak to the Rocket Man unless spoken to.” Not that this is an original comment, but I guess The Bitch Is Back, then…

  14. [...] If the terrorists’ mission was to instill terror, clearly the Brits had ensured it was a failure. In the face of the incident they have shown resilience — as is so subtly displayed on We’re Not Afraid — and their famous sense of humour, definitely evident in their distaste for sympathy and jingoism. Perhaps a large enough settlement of Malaysians there could remedy that. [...]

  15. [...] We also reserve the right to take the piss. Posted by Sharon on 10 July 2005 at 1:01 pm [...]

  16. [...] And calling out defiance, pride and history too, whether from near or far. London calling yes I was there too An’ you know what they said – well some of it was true! London calling at the top of the dial An’ after all this won’t you give me a smile? [...]

  17. [...] each other on our stoical British sense of humour and London’s indomitable spirit. (And perhaps we won’t.) But at the time, we’ll resist for no other reason than that we like our lives and want to [...]

  18. [...] bbc news live news, BBC liveblog of sorts, BBC on blogsEurophobia live bloggingPool on flickrTechnorati (if it works)Al JazeeraTim Worstall live blogGuardian blogMoblog pic from tubeProjectnothing live blogMore picturesLondon Blasts Claimed by Al Qaeda(?)Wikipedia*One final:* London hurts? or London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son? [...]

Not Even A Secret One

Kieron Gillen - 09 Feb 10

Complete Plan B Archive

Kieron Gillen - 09 Feb 10

The whole run of Plan B magazine has been released as a single 670Mb PDF. That’s 46 issues of some of the finest music writing of the decade. And a lot of posturing pretentiousness too. It’s like two of my favourite things for the price of one. Or none, as it’s a free PDF.

If you’ve any interest in music in the 00s, or music full stop, this is a great thing to just have on file. You’ll discover a new band every time you browse it.

Hell, it’s even worth getting if you’re one of the games journalist sorts. For the first 10-20 issues or so, I was doing games stuff for it. And Quinns and Mathew Kumar too, who I bullied into contributing. Very much written for the non-gamer about games which get pretty much no coverage, we had fun trying to decode the concept of Outsider Games.

Whole thing here. Go gets!

Coilhouse is Hiring! Apply Here.

Coilhouse - 08 Feb 10

Back around the time of Issue 03, we launched the Small Business Advertising Program to create affordable ad space for indie companies in the print version of Coilhouse. By the time Issue 04 rolled around, the number of advertisers had grown significantly – by this time, we had record labels, jewelry and clothing designers, sculptors, other magazines, web hosts, toy makers and graphic designers advertising in our pages. Click here to see them all. With editorial duties taking up more and more of our time as the weeks go by, the moment has come for us to seek help with the advertising side of running the magazine. We’re looking to hire an Ad Manager for our Small Business Advertising Program, starting with Coilhouse Magazine #05… and possibly subsequent issues.

Full details after the jump!


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State of South Carolina Secretary of State Subversive Agent Form

jwz - 08 Feb 10

Check the appropriate box. Do you or your organization directly or indirectly advocate, advise, teach or practice the duty or necessity of controlling, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, the state of South Carolina or any political division thereof?
[ ] YES [ ] NO

If yes, please outline the fundamental beliefs. If applicable, attach a copy of the bylaws or minutes of meetings from the last year.

"Inflection Points" Presentation

Open The Future - 08 Feb 10

For those folks who are interested, here's the Slideshare version of the presentation I gave last week at the Earthquake Engineering Research Institute annual meeting. I was asked to talk about foresight thinking, as the event theme was "The Big One of 2056: What Went Right?" a look at a fictional 7.8 quake in the SF region that was handled as well as they could imagine possible.

My goal was to offer a bit of reassurance to the audience that there is some real utility to thinking about the future, and to spell out (in a cursory way) the kinds of big picture issues they should keep in mind while looking ahead forty-six years.

By and large, it was a successful talk. The post-talk questions were engaged, with little push-back, and I'm told that the overall response from the audience was quite positive.

The talk was video recorded, and I'm told will eventually be available to the public. I'll link when that happens.

CAN GIFTING ECONOMIES SCALE?

John Robb - 08 Feb 10

A gifting economy is different from a barter or market economy in that valuable items are given away to those that need them, without any quid pro quo, exchange, or payment.  Gifting economics (lots of great papers on this topic) were/are the economic heartbeat of hunter-gatherer tribal cultures, the social organization where we spent 99% of our time as homo sapiens sapiens.  Barter was, in contrast, a mechanism for economic interactions between tribes.  

This gifting economic system wasn't based on pure altruism.  It did have an enforcement mechanism to ensure compliance with the system over the longer term.  On the positive side, there was an intangible increase in the social status (using personal or societal metrics) of a tribal member that gifted an item.  On the negative, a failure to offer hospitality or gifts to those in need was considered a mortal slight that could incite violence or expulsion from the tribe.

There were also a considerable number of drivers for gifting at the tribal level.  Here are some:

  • The survival of the tribe, as a group, was more important than the survival of any individual.  However, the loss of any individual could put the tribe at risk.
  • The generation of surplus and innovation was highly uncertain.  Sharing reduced that uncertainty to manageable levels.
  • Sharing reduced internal friction that could put the tribe at risk.

Scalability

It's pretty clear that the societal drivers of tribal gifting economics and the mechanisms of enforcement didn't survive the transition to a global social system composed of billions of members.   Simply, the connections between any two individuals (outside of immediate familial relationships) are too abstract for these drivers and enforcement mechanisms to be relevant.   As a result, market based mechanisms for economic interaction have gained dominance.

However, the ongoing shift of the global market-based economy from a trade in rival goods (tangible items that invoke zero sum economics) to digital non-rival goods (items that can be copied at no expense or diminishment, endlessly) provides a window of opportunity.  It may be possible to revive gifting economics for non-rival goods to amazing beneficial effect.   Some ideas on how this could scale:

  • Automated reputation metrics that enhance social status based on contributions.
  • Mechanisms built using MMO gaming as a way to tie successful gifting to status improvement (leveling) or an ability to attract investment.
  • The creation of an inside/outside barrier that separates a gifting economy from the global economic mainstream.   Automated mutual interdependence (see my friend Bruce Sterling's absolutely brilliant story on this:  "Maneki Neko").

Latest on SNOW

Jean Snow - 08 Feb 10

Latest on SNOW

So what’s the latest on SNOW? I guess two new developments art that I added a dedicated Twitter feed, and also created a Facebook fan page. The Twitter feed is mostly just automated with new articles from the site — because some people actually prefer that over RSS feeds these days — but I do keep an eye on it, and will reply to questions and comments. The Facebook page is just another way of putting the site out there, and should be a good way of informing members of SNOW-related events as they happen.

Regular content updates have also continued over the past week, with a few new guest columns and my regular news items. Here’s a list of what you may have missed over the past few days.