London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son

July 9th, 2005 | researchmaterial

So DeathBoy finds this LiveJournal community called london_hurts, wherein some well-meaning American gommos post virtual hugs and special e-tears and things.

And then some Londoners found the site. And started remixing the community banner:

Pausing only to drop comments like “If you’re all Londoners today, that’s eight quid each for the congestion charge” and “London doesn’t hurt. Anal sex hurts when attempted without lubricant.”

London still fucking hates you, mate.


18 Responses to “London Will Fucking Twat You In A Minute, Son”

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