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  1. redwards


    Crap, my tits hurt just looking at that. Blargh!

  2. diello


    Is it weird that the first place my mind went was to improve upon these bad boys with some LED lighting? Because I can totally see these getting into MAKE or WIRED if they lit up.
    Also? Sexy!

  3. david m.a.

    david m.a.

    Uhgh. Is that even male or female, or are such categories useless in the face of such a monstrosity?

  4. Skiriki


    Dear Mr. Ellis,

    Please tell us what was it that we did to deserve this punishment, so we won’t do it *ever* again and there’s no need to break our brains again with an inline image rather than a link (which we will click, because we’re dumbasses, but at least then we know whose fault it is). :(

  5. Henry


    You’re a sick man for posting this Mr Ellis. Completely turned me off the porn I was going to look up.

  6. 13


    Please tell me those are glue-ons, please please please please please.

  7. James Bong

    James Bong

    I feel like the person I am now is irrevocably changed from the person I was before I saw that picture.

    God help us all.

  8. diello


    Also, I think those short-shorts are painted on. Looks like the only thing they’re wearing are horns/ears, shoes, and belts :D

  9. Chris


    Another reminder that I can’t look at your site in the office cuz it’s NSFW.

  10. momo


    This is so cool. They’re like two little mutant-baby hands reaching out to grab something.

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