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Aha. Can you hear that? It’s the Villain’s soundtrack. That awful whistling sound. A sound that comes from before recorded time itself. It is the sound, gentle reader, of Stan Lee’s ocarina…

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  1. Ah, Japanese movies! This one looks like it’s up your alley:

    It looks like they filled Stan Lee’s ocarina with poster paint and used it to make Tokyo’s buildings spray movie blood across the neighborhood.

    Like Tom Waits tried to say,

    “Hollywood is bleeding as he gives the man his ticket. And he climbs to the balcony at the movies and he’ll die without a whimper like every hero’s dream. Just an angel with a bullet and RoboGeisha on the screen.”

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