BREW DOG: Hardcore IPA

June 20th, 2009 | brainjuice

Fucking hell, that’s savage stuff.

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That is yes nine fucking percent of someone basically gathering eight tons of hops and punching you repeatedly in the face with them. This beer is just fucking madness in a bottle. There are tones of toffee and chocolate in there, but mostly it’s just successive regiments of evil and vengeful hops detonating landmines inside your head.

Possibly shouldn’t have sunk half a litre on an empty stomach no.

If you like bitter, Hardcore IPA is essentially the uber-bitter. In terms of sheer brutality, it has cut the heads off all other bitters. There can be only one. And it is in my stomach, beating up antibodies, as we speak.

19 Responses to “BREW DOG: Hardcore IPA”

  1. Want.

  2. So it’s basically Old Peculiar under a new name then?…

  3. Damn, i’m dying for an IPA.
    Next time you’re in the USA, keep an eye out for Dogfish Head Brewery’s 120 Minute Imperial IPA- it’s 20% ABV and ranks 120 on the IBU scale. Bitter as hell, but also sweet. Drinks like a beer, gets you fucked like bum wine. Definitely worth the ten dollars per pansyass .33L bottles

  4. Old Peculiar is only around 5%. This kicks Old Peculiar all over the shop.

  5. Fuckin’ ‘ell. And here I thought Strong Suffolk was serious business.

  6. Funny Old Pecuilar is usually the one doing the kicking…

  7. See also: Stone Ruination (http://www.stonebrew.com/ruin/) from the makers of Arrogant Bastard.

  8. I second both DFH 120 (or, I SUPPOSE, 90 if you’re not feeling up to it. But really, why fuck around?) and the Stone Ruination.

  9. Brewdog Hardcore DBL IPA on cask at Bukowski Tavern in early July
    1281 Cambridge St.
    Cambridge, Massachusetts

    You want it

  10. Ha, speaking of Dogfish 120; a local bar back home got a free case through a promotion and was selling them for $5 a bottle. The owner apparently didn’t get the raw power of the beverage so several frequenters were getting quiiiiite sloshed.

  11. Seconded on the dogfish head 120 minute.

    It smells of rancid piss in a rainy bucket and tastes like rosy nectar fermented sourdough.

    The local brewer across the street sells it in 8 dollar, 5 oz. increments.

    I’ve been draining the russian imperial chocolate stouts lately, though, as inspired czar grog is the “rage”.

  12. DFH is alright for an East Coast IPA, but if you truly want a kick-your-ass IPA you’re due a visit out West. The afore mentioned Stone offering is quite tasty, but Russian River’s Pliny the Elder (8%) and Pliny the Younger (12%) are the reigning champions. Moylan’s also has a fine offering with Hopsickle, which chimes in at a nice 9.2%.

    That said, I’d love to see any of these Brew Dog beers out here. They sound quite tasty.

  13. “Half a litre” definitely sounds manlier than “just over one pint”.

  14. “Half a litre” definitely sounds manlier than “just over a single pint”.

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  18. An excellent one for all-out bitterness (but not much else) is Avery Maharaja, an Imperial IPA that somehow despite “only” registering 102 IBUs is the bitterest double IPA I’ve yet tasted.

    Nthing the Dogfish Head 120 Minute; 0.33L may seem stingy, but you will be thoroughly wasted after two. DFH 90 minute isn’t lesser in any sense, it’s just a different breed: whereas 90 minute is a double IPA, comparable to Hercules, Hardcore, Maharaja, Stone Double IPA, et al; 120 minute is the result of some kind of mad experiment involving barleywine, IPAs, and a time traveling moonshiner from the 1930s.

    If you’re interested in going a different direction but sticking with hoppiness, I recommend Imperial Stouts, a.k.a. Russian Imperial Stouts. These are essentially high-hop stouts; the style is derived from beers commissioned by some Czar or other and produced initially by stout-brewers in the UK. Old Rasputin is a good example of the American take on this, but good old Samuel Smith’s Russian Imperial is by far my favorite.

  19. Try Gulden Draak, Belgian Ale, 10.5%. Good shit.


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PauseTalk Tonight

Jean Snow - 05 Sep 10

Just your friendly neighborly reminder that this month’s PauseTalk (Vol. 44) happens tonight (September 6) at Cafe Pause, with the usual start time of 20:00 (and the cafe reserved from 19:30). As previously mentioned, I’ll bring out the magazines from last month’s SNOW Magazine Cafe, for anyone who didn’t get at chance to check out the event.

Wired Type Missteps

Jean Snow - 05 Sep 10

Wired on iPad

Just over a week ago the latest issue of Wired (September 2010) was released for iPad, and as I’ve done for all issues released for the device so far, I immediately bought it. Yes, despite the less-than-perfect way they’ve handled the digital conversion of the magazine, I’ve been enjoying the magazine, not only because of its nice price — for us Tokyo expats that is, although I still want an even cheaper subscription option — but also because I like the way it reads, and the way the material is presented (and those videos have been quite good too).

BUT, I was pretty surprised at some rather ridiculous flubs in the latest issue, both cases tied to the use of type. First example, pictured above, is an entire story — which also happens to be part of the issue’s cover story, “The Web is Dead,” which means it’s long — presented as white text on a red background. Really? Did anyone at Wired actually try reading the article after it was set in those colors? My eyes were practically in tears by the time I got to the end.

Wired on iPad

Next up was the use of type too tiny to read. The image above shows said article in landscape mode, and that “Buried” piece is where you encounter the problem — interestingly (if that’s the right word) enough, if you change it to portrait mode, it’s the page’s other article that becomes barely readable.

The big issue here is that these problems are tied to the fact that you can’t change type size in the magazine. So far it hasn’t been an issue for me because all previously issues were formatted in a way that made all text very readable on the iPad screen. I can appreciate that adjustable type size would ruin layouts, and I do like the layouts we’re offered in the magazine, but you can’t sacrifice readability just to make sure a column fits somewhere, or to attain a certain aesthetic (in the case of white type on red).

IT?S FUSTY IN HERE!

William Gibson - 05 Sep 10

As the London Times recently said of my living room, though you probably didn’t see that, as it’s behind their subscription wall. Had to check the definition. Hope they meant more “markedly old-fashioned” than “rotten”.

Starting tomorrow on the 36-day pre-Canadian leg of the Zero History tour. US and UK schedules are behind the button on this site’s front page. The subsequent Canadian dates (all in October, save for Nov 1 in Victoria BC) are behind the modest blue link on that schedule page.

Have not been blogging for quite a while, hence the fustiness, due mainly to the sublime ease of Twitter, whereon I am @GreatDismal and quite annoyingly posty.

Hope to get a bit of a breeze through here, with the constant traveling and all.

Sunday Supplemental: Aqua Team Hunger Fortress 2

Ectoplasmosis - 05 Sep 10

One of the more successful Team Fortress 2 video mini-memes is the Dr. Weird dub. With audio taken from animated shorts preceding episodes of the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the new animations (done with TF2 character models in Source Filmmaker) are short, simple, and funny. I post this as an introductory demonstration of the versatility of the game assets, and the ingenuity of the fan community. Enjoy.

Previously:
Meet the Team


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Marcel the Shell With Shoes On

Coilhouse - 04 Sep 10

An animated short of MAXIMUM MEMEWORTHY ADORABLENESS, directed by Dean Fleischer-Camp. (“I am a director and an editor. And I literally got a college degree in making movies! You believe that? A COLLEGE DEGREE. College for movies? Hah! Can you beat it? I don’t think so– movies are the best!”) He is made of awesome. Go check out his website RITE NAO.

Marcel the Shell is voiced (“untreated and unenhanced”) by Jenny Slate– yes, the very same Jenny who dropped an F-Bomb during the live taping of her SNL debut. Prepare to squee your pants.


Post tags: Animation, Memes, Silly-looking types

Katy Perry's Illuminati, MK-Ultra Commercial

jwz - 04 Sep 10

The Vigilant Citizen is one of the world's finest blogs.

This commercial intended for German television has it all: checkerboard patterns everywhere, transhumanism, deshumanization, mind control, alter-personalities, Marilyn Monroe (the original Monarch sex kitten), the colors white, black and red, etc.

"We love to entertain you". In other words, this is the kind the stuff that is supposed to entertain you.

Oh, it does. It does.

Trooper lovins

jwz - 04 Sep 10

Prepare Thyself For? THE EXORSISTER!

Coilhouse - 04 Sep 10

Holy balls, kids. HOLY. BALLS.

These are stills from a clip of one seriously wackypants “Japanese punk rock Exorcist homage” called (appropriately enough) The Exorsister. It comes to us courtesy of the ever-terrifying and wondrous Weird Shit Magnet that is Dogmeat, who says “I’m laughing, because this is one clip where even I ask myself ‘Where do you get these?’ Stick around for the octopus attack… as if you would turn this off!”

Definitely not safe for work. Click the collection of stills above… IF YOUR DARE.


Post tags: Cyberpunk, Fetish, Grrrl, Horror, Japan, Madness, Punk, Sexuality, Silly-looking types

mixtape 093

jwz - 04 Sep 10

Please enjoy jwz mixtape 093.

Some of these videos don't play, because all extant copies on Youtube are marked "embedding disabled". I even tried re-uploading them, and the fabulously evil content-ID system re-fucked the new copies too. So, the copyright holders would rather you not become familiar with the work of the artists whom they purportedly represent. Oh well.

Lilofee

jwz - 04 Sep 10