Conan! What Is Best In Life?
June 1st, 2009 | researchmaterial
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LMAO! Oh that Conan! He sure is funny considering he’s such a gigantic pasty Irish guy!
I begin to wonder if having your picture snagged by Warren Ellis is a special honor amongst the body modification crowd.
“I begin to wonder if having your picture snagged by Warren Ellis is a special honor amongst the body modification crowd.”
Mostly it’s just my way of thanking Warren for the links, albeit preemptively. (What can I say? I guess I’ve just got a knack for predicting which amusing cock-shots will tickle his fancy.)
“Hey, can I borrow a pen?” “Sure.” *scrotal rummaging* “…nevermind.”
A pen is not the usual thing to carry in one’s scrotum pouch. Now, if it were a #2 pencil, that would be a different story. Those are quite common and required if you have standardized testes.
Never clicking your links again.
I wonder if he pees in stereo?
“Can you guess where my pen is?”