16 Responses to “Conan! What Is Best In Life?”

  1. I’ll bet he just lives for people telling him to go fuck himself.

  2. fucking hell. godamnit Warren.

  3. I’m most intrigued by what is making the bump under the foreskin on the left side of the cock. I guess it really IS what you don’t see…

  4. I guess it keeps it tidy that way.

  5. I work in a bookstore and whenever I stock the Conan trade paperbacks I say to myself, “Conan! What is best in life?” You have brainwashed me, Mister Ellis.

  6. Fuck… that made me sick…i wonder if he can have descendancy(hope not).

  7. That’s not right!

  8. “Conan, what is best in life?”

    “To crush your readers minds, see them break before you… and to hear the lamentation of their comments!”

  9. …pull tab to open?

  10. Fucking hell, is this another penis photo?

  11. Ahhh, seeing a new ‘conan’ post always makes me smile, thanks warren ;-)

  12. Cocks abound!

  13. Why? Why do I always click the links you throw up?


  14. Ohh, I’ve been eagerly awaiting the next installment, and it did not disappoint.

  15. Let me show you this shiny new photo of a penis I found on the Internet!

  16. An inbuilt holster. Classy.