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  1. E1057H7 E1057H7

    I’ll bet he just lives for people telling him to go fuck himself.

  2. fucking hell. godamnit Warren.

  3. The Woman The Woman

    I’m most intrigued by what is making the bump under the foreskin on the left side of the cock. I guess it really IS what you don’t see…

  4. Tel Tel

    I guess it keeps it tidy that way.

  5. Mister E Mister E

    I work in a bookstore and whenever I stock the Conan trade paperbacks I say to myself, “Conan! What is best in life?” You have brainwashed me, Mister Ellis.

  6. BilderBorg BilderBorg

    Fuck… that made me sick…i wonder if he can have descendancy(hope not).

  7. Bexter Bexter

    That’s not right!

  8. “Conan, what is best in life?”

    “To crush your readers minds, see them break before you… and to hear the lamentation of their comments!”

  9. Silent Objector Silent Objector

    …pull tab to open?

  10. Jeremy Henderson Jeremy Henderson

    Fucking hell, is this another penis photo?

  11. Lady Nina Lady Nina

    Ahhh, seeing a new ‘conan’ post always makes me smile, thanks warren ;-)

  12. nOtMe nOtMe

    Cocks abound!

  13. RickDick-punch RickDick-punch

    Why? Why do I always click the links you throw up?


  14. AeC AeC

    Ohh, I’ve been eagerly awaiting the next installment, and it did not disappoint.

  15. Illogic Illogic

    Let me show you this shiny new photo of a penis I found on the Internet!

  16. RMC RMC

    An inbuilt holster. Classy.

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