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Yes Make The Small Child Touch The Dead Skin

"Oooh. Is a baby efflant. What happened to it?"

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The baby wanders toward the water. She stumbles on the slippery riverbank and slides into a slurry of clay, sand, and fresh snowmelt. She struggles to free herself, but every movement drags her deeper. The mud gets in her mouth, her trunk, her eyes; disoriented, she gasps for breath but gets a mouthful of muck instead. Coughing, gagging, caught in a riptide of panic, she makes a dreadful high-pitched shriek that brings her mother running. Inhaling with all her force, the calf sucks the mud deep into her trachea, sealing her lungs. By the time her mother reaches the bank, the baby is partially submerged in the ice-cold mire and flailing feebly, rapidly sliding into shock. The mother screams and mills on the soft bank

"AAAAAAAAA"

TOUCH THE FUCKING ELEPHANT

"AAAAAA NO DON’T MAKE ME AAAAAAA MUMMY"

I AM YOUR FUCKING MUMMY TOUCH THE FUCKING ELEPHANT

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17 Comments

  1. Anastasius

    Anastasius

    Nothing beats mammoth baby death fiction to get the creative juice flowing.

  2. Illogic

    Illogic

    … Warren, are you my mom?

  3. The description in the first quote alone made my day…

  4. JimtheFool

    JimtheFool

    OKAY, OKAY MUMMY! I TOUCHED THE FUCKING ELEPHANT! WILL YOU LOVE ME NOW?!

  5. JimtheFool

    JimtheFool

    Okay, Mummy – I touched the elephant. Will you love me NOW?!

  6. Patrick

    Patrick

    That is a stylishly dressed Siberian kid. I dig the pullover & pelt-hoodie combo.

  7. Shawn DePasquale

    Shawn DePasquale

    This is why I come to this website. Thank you.

  8. Prehistoric snuff comedy has made me happy before my six hour Shakespeare exam. Thank you, Mr Ellis.

  9. fogbat

    fogbat

    I think the withered, useless, shrivelled away trunk is the worst bit.

    Reminds me too much of my penis.

  10. mhepler

    mhepler

    Ice Age 4: Still Fucking Cold.

  11. Rey

    Rey

    They have a hundred words to describe “freeze-dried mammoth jerky.”

  12. James Bong

    James Bong

    I bet years from now that elephant will feature heavily in the kids dreams…like maybe she’ll imagine the elephant slowly crawling towards her , whispering terrible lies about her.

    I dunno, probably not, but it would be cool.

  13. Val A Lindsay II

    Val A Lindsay II

    HAHAHAAAA!!!

  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous

    wtf lol god were all so fucked in the head

  15. Stephen G

    Stephen G

    I don’t know why this makes me laugh so much, but it does. Clearly I am Wrong in the Head.

  16. CARTLES

    CARTLES

    and shes thinking,
    …Oh fuck..thats what daddy said…
    Too far?
    TOO BAD!
    HA

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