Funniest, Most Disturbing GI JOE: RESOLUTE Review I’ve Seen

From Topless Robot:

You know how we all complain that so-and-so raped our childhoods? Well, this is the exact opposite. I used this line in my Twitter, but I stand by it — G.I. Joe: Resolute is like Warren Ellis made tender, passionate love to our childhoods, and he had an enormous dick.

Rrrrreally not sure how to feel about that one.

27 thoughts on “Funniest, Most Disturbing GI JOE: RESOLUTE Review I’ve Seen”

  1. …Should I say that the only thing I could think was “Warren Ellis/GIJoe slash.”? :C
    I’m not sure I want such a thought to go gozilla bukkake.

  2. Actually, Springfield as the home base of Cobra goes way back before the Simpsons debuted. It was always one of my favorite ideas from the old Marvel comics series, that this international terror organization had an entire American town populated by its own agents.

  3. @Ian St. Germain – Springfield was always the town where Cobra were based. I found this a little confusing when I was a kid and started reading the comic (in the back of Transformers – awesome) just before The Simpsons began airing. As far as I know, Springfield is a very common town name in the US, hence it’s choice in both these examples.

  4. I saw someone say that at the beginning of the webisodes, it seemed as if you were bent on killing off all of the characters who had a Magnum P.I. / Leatherman ‘stache (Maj. Bludd, Torpedo). I supposed in the sequel, Wild Bill is next? ;-)

  5. So I have been wondering this for 20 years. And seeing as how you are now in charge of GI Joe canon for the time being I am wondering if you can answer this question for me, Mr. Ellis. What is Cobra’s political platform ? Are they fascist ? They cant be communists cause Cobra Commander wants money. My friend believes Cobra Commander is trying to fight for equal rights for the snake people of cobra la. Yes this is an insanely geeky question but please what are your thoughts on Cobra’s political platform.

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